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relevantrachel.bsky.social
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I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid. www.vulture.com/article/mara...

Pure delusion.

Rewatching Smash (lol) and recognized my favorite yoga teacher dancing with Michael Swift. Best show.

Are you normal or do you, like me, pause #TheWhiteLotus to announce to your partner that Sam Rockwell is married to Leslie Bibbb IRL?

I hate that I'm often (but not always) Kate-coded on vacation: hyper-aware that I don't want to end up in a ditch, nor want to be so hungover that I ruin my next day.

As if the NYC stop on @schumer.senate.gov's book tour couldn't get any better... I have to work but I hope y'all show up and make yourselves heard

ICE stripped a German green card holder naked, drove him from Boston to Vermont to Rhode Island, put him in a cold shower, deprived him of medication, sleep and food until he collapsed. No one knows why he was detained.

chuck schumer resign in disgrace bitch i want you walking around nyc looking like lithgow in the third act of conclave while new yorkers pelt you with trash

My favourite Chuck Schumer memory is when @relevantrachel.bsky.social and I were at Tontonno's before Siren Music Festival (r.i.p.) in July ~2007 and he came in wearing full bicycling gear and went up to Cookie Ciminieri and said "hi, I'm your Senator" and she very much couldn't give a single shit

. @relevantrachel.bsky.social and I binged all 10 episodes of The Pitt over the past four days

My 2004 teenage pain of being deferred then rejected by Barnard has essentially been eliminated.

Vet receptionist just called Avon "A-Vone".

So hyped to see JENNIE at Radio City tonight and for two hours forget about *gestures vaguely at literally everything*

Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.

Imagine writing an article about how high concert ticket prices are and letting Ticketmaster just blatantly lie with no pushback

it would be so sick if there was a political party for people younger than 55

Airplane tech striking out: airplane wifi won't transfer to iPad since I unwittingly bought as a guest on phone; AirFly won't fit into SwissAir headphone jack; @streamonmax.bsky.social offline downloads won't populate at all on iPad. Sigh.

Everyone but like five cast members can go

"“After spending years of talking about how Trump is so corrupt, so monstrous, so misogynistic, to have anyone in our party suggest that Andrew Cuomo has a role to play basically makes our leaders look like cynical do-nothings who have no morals." @lindseyboylan.bsky.social

At least the lady who thought Trump would make IVF free didn't do politics for a living

Also, Cuomo almost single-handedly cost Dems the House. He let the GOP gerrymander NY’s Senate to thwart progressives, pushed through an amendment to try to block future Dem maps, & chose conservative judges who blocked Dems from gerrymandering after 2020 while the GOP ruthlessly drew TX, FL, etc.

Still thinking about this fancy restaurant last night where they had an all-you-can-eat dessert buffet by one of France's most celebrated pastry chefs; a professional photographer to capture the moment; and a magician doing tableside card tricks.

Any of them about the moon landing?

A number of states are considering bills that would ban mRNA vaccines btw

FYI they know who AOC is in Switzerland and think she's the only sane politician we have lol. 💯

lololol James Franco making his Not Cancelled artistic comeback in... Zurich. www.gmurzynska.com/attachment/e...

Biggest loser amongst NY Dems is a wild competition but @ritchietorres.bsky.social is putting together a hall of fame career and today's mayoral endorsement might just put him over the top

Exiting @itsamemikey.bsky.social and I's Zurich hotel each AM we pass a "B*tcoin Cafe" with an adorable dog that seems it needs saving.

Being slightly unnerved flying in 2025 was not appeased by a woman shrieking every time the airplane made the slightest movement during takeoff. Had to put the airpods in for my own sanity.

See, this is what the egg loosies are for

Absolutely smitten after watching this charming docu-series on one of the oldest restaurants in Zurich. youtu.be/Rzv3y31yZkA?...

Imagine getting amped for that soggy man.

Truly a HOF ratio.

in his statement "cancelling" congestion pricing, sean duffy calls people who ride the subway "an elite few" and i just feel as a communication professional that they gotta decide if they're going with that or crime-ridden drug den homeless shelter

Manhattan’s most glamorous neighborhood, Murray Hill.

Full Circle Moment: final day of jury duty at the G is terminating at Bedford-Nostrand due to mechanical issues in LIC.

There's a new-ish tamale guy in the AM adjacent to the Nassau Ave G station in the freezing cold serving delic $3 tamales and he needs to go viral.