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I quite liked the new look Apple was going for at first glance but a quick actual look at it shows it’s likely to be pretty inaccessible without much fiddling with settings, isn’t it? Liquid Ass, one might say.

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Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god

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Akua Reinsdorf claims that trans people have been lied to about the extent of our rights. Her interpretation of law was dismissed in 2020 by Mr Justice Henshaw when Anne Sinnott tried to sue the EHRC over its support of those rights. Reinsdorf was later appointed as an EHRC Commissioner.

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This is shameful, absolutely disqualifying stuff from Reindorf and Cunningham. Neither should ever be taken as an authority on human rights (or law) again. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

You’d think the two most divorced men in the world would be better at this

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someone send tacos and say they arrived by starlink

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I cannot stop wheezing

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Only today my therapist said I should find moments of joy where ever and when ever I could

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Overheard in the newsroom: "This is bigger than Brangelina"

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I have sprained my thumb pull-refreshing so much which will now impair my Super Cow Kart playing

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But remember women are too emotional, too impulsive, to be trusted with the top jobs.

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I feel bad for our country. But this is tremendous content

submitted 9 days ago • 35 comments

I’d say it’s a mutual pact of destruction but both of them lie so much, none of it will have the devastating impact they expect.

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absolutely caught myself saying this out loud reading these breakup texts

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I GENUINELY thought they’d make it through June, maybe July, until the messy breakup.

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I continue to try and create shareholder value even while the temptation of Super Cow Kart has been here since 10am.

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me, in a jumpsuit, going to a concert, out on a school night i do none of these things individually but i appear to be doing them all at once

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Taylor’s Version Control

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I just joined the Patreon for this new site. Polygon’s guides were always the best out there, so glad two of the producers could team up for this.

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The temptation to send this to all the business idiots i have had the misfortune to work with over the years is only tempered by the sure knowledge they would fully agree it’s such a problem, with not a moment’s self-reflection: www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...

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Another day another mentoring conversation of ‘are you burned out from The Work or is the person nominally managing you/your domain actually a big obstacle by way of being a complete berk?’

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Fondly remembering the day I threw out a witty riposte in a Design Twitter debate that the ultimate illusion of choice was the tampon aisle in a supermarket, and at least a dozen different men took time out of their day to tell me that I had lowered the tone, brought up something disgusting etc

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

A marquee signing, for sure. The lure of the Premier League, I guess.

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“Duggal retained … the honorific title of ‘chief wizard’” Weirdo.

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Found a free child-sized armchair. I thought the dog might enjoy it but

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People are framing Figma’s “Sites” as just a misstep. Figma Sites is what we were building with Figma already: terrible interfaces, obsessed with visual approximation over utility or accessibility. Figma took our devign-to-dev handover bullshit and automated it. Figma Sites is a mirror.

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

I have started planning a new novel. I don’t know why I keep doing this to myself. I’ve tried quitting. The whole process often makes me more frustrated than happy. And yet, I persist because the idea of not doing it is actually worse somehow.

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This is the thing that gets me. I could just about see the argument if it was about pushing human endeavour etc. But in no way is it easier to solve those problems than the ones on Earth. And we already know how to solve them but it means less of everything, not more. And billionaires want more.

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