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I mentioned no bodily functions, blood, the word period. Nothing.
Just a huge insight into how a good number of men, plenty with bios and titles in a career that is meant to be built on empathy and inclusivity, consider women to be inherently tainted.
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I could write you a spicy, gossip laden, 25k polemic unpacking why this is why it is, but it will have to wait until my timely retirement or untimely shitcanning - whichever comes first.
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look i know i got you on the LI shitpost train but do we maybe need to do an intervention?
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I wonder how many get tied up because toddlers inevitably fiddle with them while waiting for parents to finish changing a younger sibling?
It’s a good callout though, I’ll definitely check them from now on.
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And Beloved (which was 1980s(?) but set in the 1870s)
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I realise this says a lot about me that I probably don’t like, but, Ulysses.
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I mean, so many. A personal favourite longplayer edition was the knitting dot com bros who thought knitting was an underserved market they could get an easy 10mill business from because they had no idea ravelry existed, and thought knitters were grannies.
The yarn community ate them whole.
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counterpoint: i now get to spin my chair round and tell my cat that he is snoring but i still love him
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You’re taking this with good grace, so I’ll share this directly: organising a 5 year old’s birthday party is harder than most org level projects at major corporations. It hits a nerve when this kind of involved hard work (predominately handled by mothers) is the offhand example of easy to
offload.
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BIG OOF
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I never need to hear about how someone was being paid to use electricity between Wednesday 11.42am and 1.39pm so they power washed all the windows, ever again.
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I did this with ‘going for a short walk’ and, as a lifelong indoors pet/houseplant, I am truly livid at how much it helps.
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When a minor celebrity, with whom I share my legal name, got a colon cleanse on TV I got some bloody weird email/facebook messages for a few weeks.
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bite cream
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One of the primary reasons we moved away.
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i reckon you’re right on the money
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Given how frequently artists work was either heavily ‘borrowed’ or whole scale nicked by these kind of stores, that ship probably sailed a long time ago. Not a great outcome either way.
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oh my god i thought it was just me! we dont have it in the UK so it was my go to snack when I was in the US and then when I traveled again after lockdown it was just not the same
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if only shitposting about poetry bros and code bros were a career path
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andy andy
pls teach me to website
i have forgotten where one even begins to website
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Two code branches separated by a yellow comment, and sad I could not take bpth, I merged them, ignored conflicts and pushed it straight to prod