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renee.pizzac.at
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From this installment of actual-beloved-children’s-stories-I-swear-I’m-not-making-this-up: In chapter 1 of Winnie the Pooh, Christopher Robin fucking shoots Pooh with his gun, which he regularly carries with him.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Does no one question why Conan is witness to every homicide in the greater Tokyo area? I think there is something they aren’t telling us 🤔

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Glad to see Windows laptops keeping it classy with rows of misaligned marketing stickers

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

“This is the parking lot outside the bank, I suspect there’s a master phantom thief inside”

submitted 116 days ago • 10 comments

submitted 158 days ago • 0 comments

My niece describing an octagon: “low poly circle”

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

"Water spots on my dishes" is the most fake-ass, first-world problem I can imagine. People worried about harmless spots on dishes that the wonder machine washed for them. Products dedicated to "fixing" this, that you have to buy with real money that you could have spent on literally anything else.

submitted 170 days ago • 1 comment

If you tell me “Let’s just have fun and enjoy our common love of thing X! Let’s be responsible adults and not talk about politics, this is just a place for us to have fun, just leave that at the door!”, you have told me everything I need to know about you. You can stop talking now. I get it.

submitted 183 days ago • 1 comment

What is wrong in your head if you think it is ok to take meetings from your desk in an open floor plan office?

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

Don’t think it’s supposed to look like that. Disk is fine tho

submitted 202 days ago • 1 comment

DINOSAUR.

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

Last night I learned that the only thing more frustrating than trying to dial a telephone in a dream, is trying to collect lunch orders from a group of people in a dream. Extra bonus frustration because I also had to relay the lunch orders into a telephone that I dialed in the dream.

submitted 269 days ago • 0 comments

The unit type is a unit. God I hate AI.

submitted 284 days ago • 0 comments

In my left ear, I have one AirPod connected to a Zoom call on my laptop where we are doing a testing session on new features. In my right ear, I have another AirPod connected to my phone, testing the new features. I'm not sure if this is cool or lame.

submitted 290 days ago • 0 comments

Can you imagine showing this to someone in the early days of personal computing? Or the early days of computing in general? How could there be more than a million files _in the world_? What could they possibly contain? Ridiculous!

submitted 291 days ago • 0 comments

bash_profile vs bashrc

submitted 328 days ago • 0 comments

I just visited a website with a hit counter on it. Honestly, in 2024, if you have a hit counter on your website, respect.

submitted 347 days ago • 0 comments