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I’m the humor translator you never had and never wanted.
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I'll join you! I have a crappy usb mic if that helps.
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Not sure yet, but will check when the time comes.
Also -- MRA ruined my initials too! Twinsies!
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At least our tax dollars are paying for his treatment. Can't say that about most cancer patients in this country.
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Since when?
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It's an honest face. She looks like the sort of person who would shoot a puppy.
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That's fine. We don't need to agree about everything to realize we are on the same side.
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Angry leftist white guys already have platforms and huge followings. Chris Titus, Bill Burr, not to mention The Daily Show's anchors and alumni, all do a great job of speaking truth to power.
But yet, if blatant astroturfing gets people to the polls, have it it.
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Anger IS empathy. I'm furious at how many people the administration is hurting.
Anger motivates the oppressed to fight for social change. I would have no rights if my forbears hadn't been angry, or if nobody listened to their anger.
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No, but he'll probably send Vance over for a visit soon.
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This is child molesting nun erasure!
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Brilliant!
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If it looks like a goose and steps like a goose…
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The Senate is one of the few places where Democrats have a modicum of power. Anyone who would capitulate instead of advancing progressive ideals is begging for a challenger during the next primary.
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He's lowered the baseline so much that I'm siding with Walmart and Rand Paul.
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Have representatives wear the logos of every company who contributes to their campaign or financial holdings.
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Share if you can't believe this was tomorrow.
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Some of modern medicine's greatest hits!
1. Dismissing a pregnant woman's pain.
2. Dismissing a pregnant black woman's pain.
3. Dismissing a pregnant black woman's pain even though she is a nurse.
4. Killing her brain through sheer negligence.
5. Turning her into an incubator.
6. Profit!
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Tableau Public has been keeping track of the disappeared. Thousands so far.
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Does ICE blast Kid Rock's music during Enhanced Interrogation sessions?
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"Federal agents" imitating federal agents. Criminals hunting "criminals."
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This is awful. RAINN helped me a lot. I even donated to them in the name of my abuser.
Can we just invoke Project 2025 logic? "IF immigrants and LGBTQI+ people are all sex offenders, THEN it's imperative that RAINN refer their victims to these resources." Would that work?
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Jokes on them! The bigger the tax cut, the more paid protestors Soros will hire.
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Hey, maybe he's more openminded than me on the whole pedophilia thing. Maybe I'm the bigot!
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She's not alone. IDF has killed hundreds of journalists.
cpj.org/2025/02/jour...
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I want to read this one!
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They never say "therefore we should increase revenue by raising taxes on the wealthiest 1%."
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From the guys who brought you "women are gold diggers," and "the system is rigged against men because more women are earning degrees."
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"I can't find a single woman who grew up so unwanted and unloved that she thinks she deserves a man whose sole defining trait is self-imposed misery."
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They're also fine spending $91M on a dictator's military parade.
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www.cnn.com/2025/02/28/u...
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Nothing more presidential than "trolling the libs."
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Which agency are they robbing to do this? All of them?
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Best case scenario, she's sacrificing her integrity to ensure her state doesn't lose funding.
Medium case scenario, she's sacrificing her integrity to ensure her campaign doesn't lose funding.
Worst case scenario, she's sacrificing her integrity to ensure she doesn't lose funding.
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Up to 2,011.
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What? Trump is 6'3" and 224 lbs! Many people, a lot of people are saying he will star in Marvel movies when this term is up.
JK -- he will continue being President when this term is up.
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"Survival manuals disguised as novels" = perfect description of her work.
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Still shocked he's married and younger than me. Guy looks like a 50 year old incel.
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Don't need cancer treatment if they deport all the (child) cancer patients. 6-D chess, people!
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They would say "Libtards say everyone is a Nazi" to dismiss this. This gives them permission not to interrogate their beliefs -- and not to feel concerned that there are so many Nazis.
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Worse. Miller is a descendant of Jewish refugees. Can you imagine how his ancestors would feel if they saw what he is doing?