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Was literally about to get rid of this box because they haven’t slept in it for a year and of course: HOW DO THEY KNOW

When someone says "Back in the Day," how long ago do you interpret that as being? Only because I just saw someone use it to refer to something from like 2 years ago.

Finished Cobra Kai last night, made this

He’s making this #MassEffect suicide mission awkward Why is there no HR on the Normandy

You can tell me they're not the same creature, but I'm not listening

Played the Witcher 3 for the first time yesterday I expect this is a wildly unpopular opinion, but the combat feels a little... janky? Like lightweight and not impactful It's probably just me and my weirdo opinion, plus I'm barely into the game

I have Thalossophobia: Fear of Deep Bodies of Water I really appreciate Horizon: Forbidden West, they have an accessibility option for this specifically, that greatly brightens dark underwater areas and gives you infinite oxygen Accessibility features are good

In the scene The Bride and O-Ren Ishii engage in the samurai concept of "The Battle before the Battle," in which the tension builds gradually with the fighters mentally readying for what seems like minutes, then the battle is over in a flash, this song reps that inner tension boiling perfectly

Don't Let Me be Misunderstood - Santa Esmerelda as popularized and used *perfectly* in Kill Bill vol. 1 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk0U...

Sidebar: "Pterodactyl" is the straight up worst put-together word in the English language, like a bunch of uninvited letters just decided to huddle up in random order

Heave a Solid Velumtimes

Screw Mega Man Legends 3, I want another Tron Bonne game

Nostalgic for that JRPG where the hero has amnesia, you know the one I'm talking about I think there was a quest in the sewers. you fought rats

Found on Reddit

If you're into D&D or X-Men, and meet someone who doesn't misspell "Rogue" as "Rouge," marry that person

People who smoke cigarettes often smell bad in case some of you needed a heads-up

There aren’t a ton of things I do all that well but I do grill a good cheese