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i heard your mom hit a pokemon with her car

submitted 18 hours ago • 12 comments

The Locust

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

it was me. i put a hex on the servers and i’ll do it again

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$18 billion. That's how much Labor is ripping out of public schools by delaying full funding. And in the process they've left the door open for Dutton's cuts. Every child deserves a free, world-class public education. And they shouldn't have to wait another 10 years for it.

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hey mate can i get a lift to the yawning abyss between earths? petrol and maccas my shout

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Happy 10th anniversary to this.

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

A Brief Guide To Twitch Streams

submitted 7 days ago • 14 comments

buying the single roll of toilet paper, telling the cashier "i'm trying to quit"

submitted 624 days ago • 3 comments

they call it conclave because you con to clave it

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

sorry about that loud noise, the sedevacantists are arcing up again. we’ll have to spray them with the hose

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KEEP HONKING I'M DISCOVERING THE SECRET OF THE PYRAMID

submitted 610 days ago • 1 comment

Exceptional article in The Age/SMH about Advance and the #AtlasNetwork and, as ‘journalist Mungo MacCallum said at the time, "a stratospherically elite clique of rich, bored men looking for a hobby".’ They are trying to turn Australia into a Trumpian hellscape. #Auspol archive.is/2025.04.17-1...

submitted 13 days ago • 25 comments

laying a vhs tape of max headroom in the centre of a pentagram and chanting until the people who put campaign ads on youtube start exhibiting various symptoms

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

why is everything made of ROCKS ??? this shit SUCKS!!! - a flintstone who has had enough

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delving deep into occult manuscripts to seek out an ancient crowleyan ritual to fill mansions and houses of parliament with the scent of 20 kilos of microwaved prawns

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Knew this Dutton son situation reminded me of something

submitted 14 days ago • 19 comments

happy neil banging out the tunes day

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submitted 21 days ago • 7 comments

between his petrol swilling and the week old sausage rolls under the heat lamp he’s due to spend the rest of the campaign puking and shitting relentlessly. hard to tell the diff though

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

red boy jump boy eating up the mushroom boy in the warp zone boy she was a mario boy

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*rummaging in the pantry for seasonings* aye, there’s the rub

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

fuck! *sighs, summons the crew round to march in a circle in the backyard in robes to open up a portal to hobart in mid june*

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

🤘🕶️🤘

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

casting a spell to make big macs cost $50 in the US instead of the $25 they just got bumped to

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

RED FACTION GORILLA

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments