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hidden gem on the Nintendo Switch, full of quirks
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You see the way that he skrts the whip out the traphouse?

You know what? Fuck you. *07 Expands your Sonic* #Higurashi #Umineko #SonicTheHedgehog #art

KINO... SOUL... AND EVERYTHING RAW. THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS TO MAKE THE PEAKEST LITTLE FICTION. BUT PROFESSOR MAKER ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE MEDIA/CONTENT... CHEMICAL S€X.

BABY THEORY: My Mom DOESN'T Disappear When She Covers Her Herself With Her Hands?!?

smash bros if they had any fucking clue what they were doing while making sonic #ssbu

ask ChatGPT. you can just ask Gemini. you can ask Copilot on Windows. just talk to Claude. Perplexity probably has an answer. dude Meta can tell you. Poe could solve that. Grok knows it. you can find out with Grok. you can ask Grok and find out. talk to Grok right now. go to Grok. dive into Grok.

Just bumped into an old friend.

My name is Author, I made the Entity It was difficult to put the data together But unfortunatеly, something went so wrong And now I can't do anything but sing this stupid song My name is Author

*nodding seriously* identical twins, impossible to tell the difference. I see why people have so much trouble

the Higurashi Advanced Story implies the existence of the Higurashi Casual Story.

hi evatrice

you put your hormones in you put your hormones out you put you hormones in and then you pronoun all about you do the wokey pokey and trans yourself around that's what it's all about

found this writeup on the Higurashi console arcs and it's so fucking good and basically lays down every problem with them and what makes them antithetical to the original work. read it or something. medium.com/@lozangenet/...

how the fuck am I supposed to live knowing this is not going to be continued.

can't wait for the Nintendo 2witch. the Nintendo SwIItch. the Nintendo Stwoitch. the Nintend-too Switch the niintendo 2wiitch.

reading Ciconia.

Umineko Episode 7.

Umineko Episode 7.

"hey what time is it." "hmmm lemme check my Kanon Clock."

i feel the need to share this here. on tumblr someone sent me an ask about an umineko reference in idw sonic #75, which i'd missed. then evan and nathalie confirmed that it was actually TWO references: a character doing the crying battler face, and two bg extras colored like battler and beatrice

why is it always the fat fetish guys who are really irresponsible about kinks. you never see a vore dude try really hard to tell you "no guys I just draw characters eating other characters for Design Reasons" like no it's always the fat fetishists trying to cover their tracks.

everyone else in the online simulated universe, pussies: "what is life now that we can transcend our bodies and enter this digital realm. what will happen to the nature of human connection. the implications are endless." me, a fucking cool person: "check out my fucking things."

tf is going on in YouTube comments.

shitty dub of a bunch of Umineko absolutenutcase162 comic edits I found on Reddit because they're funny.

Find Nemo.

y'all should play Pinball Spire it fucking peaks.

a sentence that upon reading would immediately end the life of a victorian child

One of my big “tech used to be fun” things is that “theme” used to mean like. Making your computer/software’s interface look blue or orange or purple or maybe an imitation of macOS or pixel art or dog-themed. Now it just means “do i have dark mode enabled”

this is how I look when I say "you'll figure it out later" when they ask a question about a story I already know the end of.

the 7 Half-Life souls.

bluesky is cool and all but it's still missing the ability to schedule posts for 9/11

FNAF3 is actually the most accurate depiction of a near future. nothing's that different, technology is actually even more tedious to use, shit is so dirty that it's visibly green, and Springtrap is there.

>"we're gonna make a FREE Twitter alternative with FREE SPEECH and so EVERYONE has to listen to us." >rots in a corner. >"I hate seeing people I don't like. we're gonna lib out on a platform where we can tune out anyone we don't like." >top the charts. it's clear what sells here.

I don't think we talk enough about how epic and cool and awesome Princess Quest is so I'm hereby starting the conversation [ #FNAF #fnafart #fnaffanart #fivenightsatfreddys #fivenightsatfreddysart #vanessafnaf #vanessaafton #vanessashelly #princessquest #fnafsb #securitybreach ]

I have had multiple friends tell me they thought my pfp was baby Huggy Wuggy and if you or a loved one think that you have not experienced peak.

Bart's fine Maggie baby's mine and, Lisa's very wise (D'oh!) It's alright, love my wife

yeah button for 3ds