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City & USMNT. Organ donor. 📍New England, USA
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JESUS CHRIST IVAN DEMIDOV

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Wake the fck up lads

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Ricoooooo!!!! What a start!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

We’re only 5 points off the mighty Arsenal😂😂

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

MATHEUS NUNES’ FIRST PL GOAL SINCE APRIL 2023

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck yessss asssss!!!!!!!!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Fuchcj uusne do h j!!!!!!

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

We give the ball away a whole hell of a lot for a selection of players who were chosen specifically for their alleged ability to retain possession

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Frustrating player McAtee is. Does the hard things, cocks up the easy bits

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

What the actual fuck is Ortega doing

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Ref us such a bellend

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

How the fuck can multiple referees have watched that and decided it’s a pen? Genuinely? Pathetic

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Fucking horrendous decision

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Massive goal. Brilliant from Marmoush. We’re gonna need a few more of those to take some points

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Fucks sake wake up lads

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Unc’s XI again ffs

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

THE HABS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS BABY 🔥

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

Let’s go Rory!!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

We’re heading straight to the Europa League lads

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Wannabe ITKs spewing nonsense. Yawn

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Lautaro Martinez WOW what a finish

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Congrats to our friend Marco D’Amico on the Habs scoop of the year, reporting that Ivan Demidov is on his way to Montreal to play for the Habs this season 🔥 @mndamico.bsky.social 👇👇👇

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Shocker from Pep. Every single decision he made related to this match was the wrong one. Team selection, tactical approach, subs, tactical adjustments. Every decision was wrong. Nowhere near good enough from him

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Its criminal to not be able to score against this United side. More porous than a slice of fuckin Swiss cheese and we haven’t created so much as half a chance all match

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Right up there with the worst performances of the season for me. Abysmal in terms of quality, desire, tactics, team selection. And all coming against one of the worst teams I’ve ever watched in the Premier League. Properly pathetic across the board.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t understand how Pep can have watched 60 minutes of this crap and be content with what he’s seeing. Change it mate! Do something, anything!!

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t be emphasized enough just how utterly shit this United side are. And yet we look worse

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

What is Bernardo even doing out there? What purpose is he serving? What qualities is he adding to the side? Just dilly-dallies on the ball until he loses it, or mindlessly dribbles down blind alleys until he loses it. Whole side was shite but he’s been INCREDIBLY frustrating

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve been so poor. United are absolutely wank and we still can’t manage to create anything

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Fucks sake Pep

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The greatest player who has ever graced Manchester City Football Club. What a privilege to watch his magic for the last 10 years💙

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Oooof that’s a huge blow

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Nico you absolute killer!! Game changer

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, great goal

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Predictably shit half. Not sure how Pep would’ve expected anything else given his selection. Changes needed but will he make them? Not so sure

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

We were in possession

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck is Nunes thinking with that pass

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Horrendous couple of minutes from Tyler Adams but somehow worse from Erling

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Terrible pen

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Grandpa FC. Literally all our guys with no legs whatsoever against one of the most high energy sides in the country. Should be fun

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Wow. Top reporting here, youngsters take note

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

In a historic first, USL owners have voted to adopt promotion and relegation, sources tell @theathleticfc.bsky.social. The vote will bring pro-rel to American soccer for the first time. Expected to start in 2028 with the launch of new USL D1 league. Details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/621...

submitted 42 days ago • 11 comments

Cracks me up every time a player who’s had a long, well established European and International career moves to MLS and the MLS journos react like this. Hey Joe, no shit

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

EXCLUSIVE: Fernandinho has received an invitation from Pep Guardiola to join #ManCity's first-team coaching staff in a proposal formalised by Txiki Begiristain, @cityxtrapt.bsky.social understand. ✍️ @enzokrieger95.bsky.social cityxtra.co.uk/25596/exclus...

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments