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John DiMaggio stan. I made Becky Lynch laugh once. He/Him. Unmitigated queer disaster. Banner by @effinbirds.com
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This muthafukka really doesn't take a bad shot.

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :) Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.

I'm sorry I have forsaken you in the past.

This is some GOAT shit

Moving sucks. I am too old for this. Please God make it stop.

Taylor Tomlinson on our anniversary. 100/10. Except the weird people in the row in front of us who told us to stop laughing so loud. Get fucked.

The absolute shame in forgetting my favorite comedian has a third special, despite seeing it several times.

What

Who's dick do I have to suck to get white cherry powerade back? Gatorade sucks.

My brain tries to defuse small anxiety attacks by playing Joe Hendry's theme song on a loop. Oddly effective.

That's my fuckin QB #gopackgo

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

Crack the Liberty bell it’s time to chuck some batteries at fascists

The GB today standed for Go Birds

Hope it was also an honor for Kelce to lose in front of Trump.

SERENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Drake's gonna be the first person to ever lose a Super Bowl halftime show.

listen I don't care if you don't like football, the worst people in the US are having a horrible night and I think that's beautiful

The blunt hit though 🤌

Remember you are not powerless. We all have our part to play in the resistance. Call your representatives and ask them if they like alternative rock

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

Eat, and I cannot stress this enough, the entirety of my ass fuckos

My publisher's lawyer has asked me to remind everyone that buying my postcard book and mailing those postcards to elected officials could be considered harassment. (Check eatf.art for some places that sell my postcard book)

Media : why were people cheering for Luigi People :

Me, smirking at the bear devouring my flesh: So you actually can’t do that it’s illegal. Focus on economics

It is striking to witness the disparity of response between Luigi killing a singular person and Trump trying to obliterate what’s left of the entire American healthcare system

I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.

periodic reminder that your local animal shelter is probably full of senior dogs and cats who will bring just as much love and light to your home as a puppy or kitten. please don't overlook the old ones if you're looking to adopt, they don't deserve to die forgotten in a shelter

Miraculously I am going to bed more than 3 hours before I have to go to work. Having a migraine helps. Goodnight.

250 years later, our eyes once again turn to Philadelphia to free us from the yolk of tyranny. Go Birds.

Can't we have literally once nice thing? Please? Go birds.

The GB on my hat stands for Go Buffalo today

Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.

If you've written about vampires, can you still say you've never written about cannibalism? I mean, obviously it's monster-fucky, but ???

I believe the general internet tradition on these kinds of things is well known. techcrunch.com/2023/04/21/m...

I can't possibly imagine why they banned tik tok

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We live in the ✨ world of tomorrow ✨

Tom Homan wasn't kidding when he addressed the Northwest Side GOP Club last month. Immigration raids are intended to begin here in Chicago as soon as Tuesday, directed by the new administration. Saying things online is one thing, but do your neighbors know you're a safe person if they're in danger?