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Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo

Disgusting: angry Canadian sports fans BOO opera singer performing national anthem

Wow.

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umami: mushrooms udaddi: older guy w disposable income uchild: things are gonna get easier

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cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen

What umm

This helps.

Google used to be a useful tool, now it's filled with lies and AI generated misinformation

Marilyn Manson: Congratulations, you’re the new drummer in my band. You’ll need to pick a stage name that combines an iconic female celebrity and a notorious killer Me: I’ll be called Betty Boop Drunk Driving Marilyn Manson: You’re fired

Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

it genuinely sucks that basically nothing on the internet works well anymore. search? barely works. social media? filled with garbage engagement-bait designed to game the algorithm. news websites? pages that refresh at random or so covered in video ads that it’s impossible to read stories

this image is from 2002

The @unicode.org people could do the funniest thing and add the “verified” badge as a new emoji. Let’s have some fun.

She's only on screen in a few scenes, but the lady with the big glasses that kisses Robocop at the holiday party is one of the hottest women in the history of film

When Houmous says something funny to the whole fridge.

Newsletter: Our digital lives are unregulated growth-hacked ecological disasters. The modern tech ecosystem's growth-at-all-costs mindset is actively harming billions of people, pushing them toward authoritarianism for profit. We must fight back. www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgive-them/

"what do we do about alienated young men?" i dunno, what do we do about anybody? let them flounder in shit work until they get disabled and die? we don't do anything for anyone. maybe the problem is the same problem that's driven all of us off a cliff and alienated young men are actually just humans

Thank you for the map of the United States pop crave

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

This is Maestro Fresh Wes erasure

[explaining rizzler to a european] he's a large child who's parents sold him to a failed pro wrestler they met online. they're famous for shopping at a kind of grocery store we have where you can buy nacho cheese in an oil drum. they make cancerous music but it's better than eurovision

When you have the brain of a dog

I was already excited to click on a news story about Rudy Giuliani having a meltdown in court today and YELLING at the judge. But nothing prepared me for the courtroom sketch

There I go again, mistakenly assuming my doctor’s office would be open AT NOON ON A TUESDAY to simply book an appointment by phone. My bad. #ontario

Huge win from @franzanth.bsky.social creating a Content Scraper Blocklist: bsky.app/profile/cont... It's a blocklist for the kinds of engagement bait accounts that repost stolen content, often with misleading captions.

If it's got snow it counts as a Christmas movie.

Workshopping a new illness name: GTSD. Growth traumatic stress disorder.

I scream, you scream, we all want this week to end but it’s only Monday.

there are lots of teenage mutant ninja turtles, the ones we are most familiar with are just a splinter group

Introduce yourself with your worst feedback from school 👇 I’m Reza and in junior high the miserable Madame Vincent informed me that whatever I happened to be doing might be okay where I’m from but that doesn’t mean it’s okay to do in this country. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bluesky is now mainstream

Dr. Oz is the Dr Nick of Dr. Phils.

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

Sure. Why not?