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rheally.bsky.social
atl - lawyer - avid SFF/Horror reader - cryptid enthusiast i don’t believe in the moon. i think it’s just the back of the sun.
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fuck it, rewatching the x-files

The Trump administration is just the Tulsa Massacre writ large. A black man got elected/black Americans made some progress so the white folks next door have to burn the whole thing down to make it never have happened.

watching the gorge and as a romcom, cute but as scifi i have some serious nitpicking

new method for fattening steven - cream cheese in tomato soup

like i really feel like ten solid minutes under @pattonoswalt.bsky.social’s undivided attentions would face melt him a la raiders of the lost ark

has anyone tried making fun of ol’ musky to his face so hard he explodes?

bless you @chucktingle.bsky.social for continuing to prove love

fuck it, rewatching the great north

yo maybe i didn’t go to a t14 but at least i’m not a UVA law alum rn 🤣

my only real resolution for 2025 was to build community, and to that end i’m taking baked goods to my immediate neighbors houses once a month

after losing all of last weekend to the flu, this weekend i finally feel caught up. house is clean, fiance is carb and protein loaded and resting, baked breakfast muffins AND a yogurt cocoa cake with blackberry cheesecake icing and i finally put my gardening table together. time to nap!

something about the ebook layout in pages is making it super easy on my to write? it already looks like a book???

dentist doesn’t believe me that i didn’t start grinding my teeth until law school but apparently i now have to wear a silly little mouth armor when i sleep

in my hubris this weekend i potted my berry bushes and vines for the year and OF COURSE now it’s freezing - then i remembered oh right it’s only february

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

Kendrick turned a diss track into a Grammy and a Superbowl halftime show it is literally impossible to top that might as well tear down mt Rushmore and put up 4 Kendricks

Kendrick is putting on a SHOW show

saying "go birds" but just rooting for birds in general, hope they're having fun and not catching that flu

can i be an honorary eagles fan if i really enjoy a) gritty, b) iasip, c) and a really great south philly accent?

Tremendous new addition to the Louvre

perfect halftime show tonight would end with kdot and (w/permission) a hologram of nipsey hussle performing FDT and then as soon as the mic drops canada cuts off all our electricity

yearly bout with the flu is fully on! send extra strength nyquil and your most hydrating beverages #flusky

whaT is up 99.9 degree fever

a cool idea would be if incoming college sports players who have offers from SEC colleges just didn’t take them and went elsewhere as a form of protest - punish people by deprivation of their sportsballs team doing good!

fiance is boggled that i use a windows laptop and an apple phone so i am learning to play minecraft on a macbook pro

on second thought, maybe HBO shouldn’t have cancelled #westworld right after the end of rehoboam - i’d love to see what’s on the other side of capitalist peepants sycophants harvesting all data ever produced on us and using it to direct our lives

book 7 of 2025 - #bloodoftheoldkings by #Sun-ilKim, translated from Korean by @antonhur.com. what a fun romp this is in ways i don’t see much in fantasy anymore - 3 POV chars with their own destinies and fears, engaging in battle, intrigue, and rebellions that weave together most satisfactorily

i like my boss because i just stuck my head in his office and told him i’ve been working nonstop since 8am and was gonna lay on my couch and look at my phone for ten minutes and he went “right on”

if you’re 25 years old with control of the entire treasury system and you don’t delete every student debt file, you are the biggest loser the world has ever seen

Not now, catastrophic change to the basic axioms of the universe.

can’t wait to tell my dad that since we are direct descendants of colonizing puritans, we never naturalized. i’m a 16th generation anchor baby. it might make his head explode.

i may have picked the wrong time for ketamine infusions for treatment resistant depression because after years of numbness all my emotional circuits have been blown wide open 🤣

boy, everyone who “just couldn’t bring themselves to vote for kamala” are all real fucking quiet rn

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

#booksky - recommend me your most joyful fantasy - ive read and loved everything by @victoriagoddard.bsky.social @beckychambers.bsky.social and @pennyvixen.bsky.social - whom else writes such love and empathy and joy?

“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”