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Mostly here for the cyber-stalking, which is all too easy nowadays. Or how social media sucked the joy from my life. And yet...
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Sagittarius: Your life is like a movie. The kind with terrible reviews that puts people to sleep or causes them to sob quietly in the corner.

I think I'm going mad here, the dangers to the UK are intensifying almost every day and everyone's like 'la la la Half Term when is bins'. Maybe we talk about 'crisis' and 'fight' too much, so we can't realise when the boy isn't crying wolf - the wolf is at the door.

Sagittarius: The sharp pain in your chest is probably just indigestion, or a parasitic life form.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

#HappyValentinesDay

Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable

We don’t necessarily get the dogs we deserve but we do get the dogs we need.

This just gives me yet another way to negatively judge my compatriots. And I am judging all the options.

Pleasantly surprised that Ringo’s drums on Don’t Pass Me By sound like something by The Beastie Boys…! youtu.be/H-Kf8YoJ-6g?...

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

Welcome to the Year of the Luminous Lemur. @terryandrob.bsky.social

The Dogs of 2024 youtu.be/yKcQScxYdYM?...

It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day…. It is Chri hi hi hi hi stmas Day!

Geeeeettttt…. DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!

would be tough to get this entire perfect piece tattooed on my forehead but I may have to attempt it www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgiv...

He's hiring a ship He's packing his cloak He's moving to England To follow some bloke Dracula is coming to town

If you watch this footage but focus only on Ringo prepare yourself for a treat! youtu.be/LoZhdiHyEJA?...

I must say this as clearly as possible: if you have, in the last ten years, thought "I just don't get tech" or that you're "getting old" or "you're not technical," you are the victim - so much of the tech industry is now oriented around making you do stuff rather than doing stuff for you.

Kemi Badenoch at #PMQs: "We had a budget in March this year and tractors were not blockading the streets of Whitehall afterwards." Here are the tractors blockading the streets of Whitehall in March this year. They were protesting - you really couldn't make this up - Badenoch's trade policies. 😂

Sagittarius: You will meet a handsome stranger. Wait sorry I mean strangler. A handsome strangler.

We’re all 40 next year and celebrating 20 years together. More info on our plans for 2025 being announced on Friday at 12noon

I just found out that Farsi for camel is shotor, and Farsi for chicken is morgh, so Farsi for ostrich is Shotormorgh, ‘camel-chicken’. That’s marvellous and makes up for Trump winning.

Cancer: Years of wondering whether or not, deep down, you’re a good person come to an end as you’re short-listed for a cabinet post.

John Lennon: he wear no shoeshine, he got...toe-jam football, he got...monkey finger, he shoot...Coca-Cola Police Sketch Artist: what

@weratedogs.bsky.social and @darthbluesky.bsky.social reunited. I think we may be OK after all.