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Located in scenic Restarea, North Carolina, Atrocity Winery and Dry Cleaning has been aware of the Better Business Bureau since 1973.
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Technicolor Yawn 2024 is a red blend made from all the bottles from our unsold 2023 inventory. The result is a bold emetic with distinct notes of recycled pine coffin and bear repellent. It has a nose like a clown. Pairs well with week-old room temperature raw shrimp or beer battered fruit bat.

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Château de Prostituer 2022 is an incongruous Grenache with notes of citrus, aluminum siding, and snozzberries. The bouquet of hydrogen sulfide is a nod to Vintner Hugh Janus' apprenticeship in the state penitentiary. The acidity and brown hue pair well with an expired off-brand canned meat product.

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Stockholm syndrome is just a fancy word for families.

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Life is full of regrets, so you probably have room for one more. "Manky Monkey" is our 2023 Merlot made with grapes grown on what should have been declared an EPA Superfund site. The structure of this wine suggests multiple building code violations. Awkward and barnyardy.

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Looking for a superb dry white wine? Why not instead try Atrocity Vineyards' 2024 Pinot Blanc, "Corkey Clam." With malodorous aromas of wet dog and a decaying mouse in the baseboards, this austere white hits your palate with notes of burnt match followed by a long finish of acid reflux.

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Our new red blend, Worst Case Scenario, has been released! This aggressive offering pairs well with stripping old paint or writing an incomprehensible manifesto. Less than mild notes of mildew and dead seagull tears.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

No idea why some ppl call Bluesky an echo chamber. After I make a post I get dead silence.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

March 31, 2025 4 Star General: Today, the armed forces of the United States have launched Operation Chucklefuck, the invasion of Greenland. As you know, Greenland is vital for our national security; how we made it this long without it I will never know.

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

Not all gyros have capers.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

stop with the ppl wearing glasses are smart trope. we literally have to fail a test to get these.

submitted 114 days ago • 38 comments

If you think my sheets are bad, imagine the dozens that I didn't think were good enough to send? Bluesky: Are you sure you want to discard this draft? Me: Its one of the few things in life I am sure about.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Ah, but I forget myself. And my car keys.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Me, looking around at Bluesky: Of all the groups of people that I have ever associated with, this has definitely been one of them.

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The unit of currency in Vietnam is the dong. From Wikipedia: "On 14 September 1985, the dong was revalued again, with one new dong worth 10 old dong."

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

There’s been so many days in a row lately

submitted 115 days ago • 16 comments

The Portuguese are a proud people with many quaint customs.

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Sometimes I post something I think is so fucking funny and then I'm like damn it sure sucks that everyone is eating dinner at the exact same time and isn't around to support this

submitted 115 days ago • 7 comments

Just finished my session. Not so sure if it did me any good, but after listening to my problems for 50 minutes I think the therapist feels better about herself.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Late Xmas joke: Knock knock. Who's there? No, its the grink.

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