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The Real Housewives franchise is like football to me. I don't follow either but my friends really enjoy it and will sometimes put up a picture of someone with the caption "The GOAT" and when I look them up on Wikipedia they have a "crimes" section.

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I knew Hercule would catch up with me one day.

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There's something about carrying a fancy golf umbrella that makes me feel like a dignified gentleman about town, a throwback to a more civilized time. It doesn't matter that I own the umbrella itself because an old housemate stole it from a hotel.

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There's something about carrying a fancy golf umbrella that makes me feel like a dignified gentleman about town, a throwback to a more civilized time. It doesn't matter that I own the umbrella itself because an old housemate stole it from a hotel.

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Do yourself a favour and read this piece. It is truly lovely. www.thetimes.com/article/e293...

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Every candid picture of Luigi Mangione looks like a promo still from a big-budget Luigi Mangione biopic

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coming this holiday season

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don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

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The best interactions to overhear on public transport are the ones where 3 or more friends are chatting, one gets off, and the remaining ones talk mega shit about them

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On what day of Chinese takeaway restaurant training do they show you how to tie knots like that?

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The best interactions to overhear on public transport are the ones where 3 or more friends are chatting, one gets off, and the remaining ones talk mega shit about them

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Excuse me, I was promised a fresh hell.

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Every candid picture of Luigi Mangione looks like a promo still from a big-budget Luigi Mangione biopic

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That is honest-to-God, straight-up, no foolin' sunshine out there. I can feel it coaxing the serotonin out of my brain like it's an elderly tortoise waking up from hibernation.

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Excuse me, I was promised a fresh hell.

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One of life's simple but great pleasures is a starters dinner, ordering all of the starters from a takeaway Chinese, Thai or Indian. A poor man's tapas.

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There's the late, great Jonah Lomu with future Ireland captain Dan Sheehan on his shoulder. That was 2003 and Sheehan - who captains Ireland from hooker in Cardiff on Saturday - was four years old

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Toploader: 🎵You can't dance and stay uptight 🎵 Me: Oh I think you'll find I can.

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One of life's simple but great pleasures is a starters dinner, ordering all of the starters from a takeaway Chinese, Thai or Indian. A poor man's tapas.

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Saying "I'm just going to have a really quick shower" and then proceeding to stand under the water for 35 minutes like a homicide detective trying to wash the filth of the city off of their soul.

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I think a thing that stops me reaching my full potential is that I walk around at all times feeling what I can only describe as "mildly poisoned".

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I was single for many years but no Tinder opening line, no cheeky DM, no late night text will ever be as desperate as the messages I send to a tradesman asking when they're going to come back and finish the job I paid them to do.

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Toploader: 🎵You can't dance and stay uptight 🎵 Me: Oh I think you'll find I can.

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He really left it all on the field including his brain

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Too many friends have moved to Cork and married in Cork to Cork people and are having Cork babies, slowly increasing the total number of Corkonians, and I'm not sure how to stop it but the first step must be either to ban Cork people from dating apps or enact a riding ban beyond the county bounds

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Ugh, Amazon got creative control of James Bond. We’ll get 64 episodes of a series about Oddjob being miserable in High School because all the girls make fun of his little hat.

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Hackers (1995) imagines a utopian alternate timeline where the culture that emerges from unrestricted computer universe is made up of nonbinary lesbians called ‘Mallory Ware’ and ‘QBitz’ instead of balding white guys blogging as Cicero von Hitler

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I was single for many years but no Tinder opening line, no cheeky DM, no late night text will ever be as desperate as the messages I send to a tradesman asking when they're going to come back and finish the job I paid them to do.

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Most people believe that approximately 60% of the human body is made up of water until they see me sweat when exercising. Then it's clear that I must be 96% water and 4% unsettling grunts.

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Delighted for Sheehan. Well deserved

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Honey have you seen my swomog I need it for the wee hours, what if there’s a clatter

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look i made it the 1979 ibm warning

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Hmm. That food looks hot. Better throw it into my human mouth immediately. Don't worry. I'll just whisper "hot hot hot" over and over again.

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We’ve had some cool guests over the years, Sara from Tegan and Sara, Kate Nash, Los Bitchos, Jess Traynor, Emilie Pine, Elaine Feeney, Carly and Tim from Rude Tales Of Magic, and coolest of all - any former guests reading this post. it’s a good time, you’ll like it

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I am predicting the term "ensuite lawnmower" in Daft ads within the year.

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