He really left it all on the field including his brain - ThreadSky

pftompkins.bsky.social • 3 days ago

He really left it all on the field including his brain

Reposted from MeidasTouch

JUST IN: Mitch McConnell will NOT seek reelection next year.

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silver-ghosts.bsky.social•2 days ago

joelasko.bsky.social•3 days ago

He wants to focus on spending more time falling down stairs with his family

marc0d00m.bsky.social•2 days ago

he has no choice, he's been diagnosed with nochin syndrome. prognosis is his face will completely collapse within itself, within 5 years.

HTF he gonna kiss Herr Drumpf's ass with no face, yall?

kickpuncher.bsky.social•3 days ago

Now he can devote his full energy to Mitch McConnell's Milkshake Madness.

dreadful-knowledge.bsky.social•3 days ago

He wanted to spend more time with his necromancy

russbengtson.bsky.social•3 days ago

once he locks up for good they should taxidermy him and prop him up somewhere in the capitol

druboats.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s what they did last time

lordbuckingham.bsky.social•3 days ago

Nah. Return him to the earth and see if he can finally benefit this planet in some way. In guessing he has the same effect as salt though.

russbengtson.bsky.social•3 days ago

bro is all microplastics and toxins, fuck that

drunkinripcity.bsky.social•3 days ago

I think they already tried that.

groovycityexpress.bsky.social•2 days ago

His grave is gonna need a septic tank

cajunasfuck.bsky.social•3 days ago

Mitch checked out mentally a long time ago.

wehavesnacks.bsky.social•3 days ago

If he had any spine at all he would retire right now and let Governor Bashear appoint the replacement. Yes, it would mean a democrat, but his party would still have a majority. But he has even less of a spine than he has a chin so 🤷🏼‍♂️

charliejohnmusic.bsky.social•3 days ago

Lol’d so hard at this, took a screenshot of it and sent it to my fam thread. Will keep you updated on their response

20854.bsky.social•2 days ago

DILF.

squeakins85.bsky.social•3 days ago

His grave is going to be filled with so much piss.....

hawkeyefan61.bsky.social•3 days ago

FUCK YOU PRICK

bioniclimbs.bsky.social•3 days ago

marcmcd.bsky.social•3 days ago

That explains his brief attempt at redemption on the RFK appointment. These clowns always have a come-to-jesus moment when they’re retiring.

belnbrunn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Just 25-30 years too late....

lambrot.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thots & preyers

torsade.bsky.social•2 days ago

A younger man of 80 can step in.

zerocard.bsky.social•3 days ago

Clearly doing it now to preserve his legacy of…………. *stares off into space for thirty seconds*

main-tenant.bsky.social•3 days ago

The Diving Bell End and the Utter Lies

simonpetersen.net•3 days ago

I don't think it's a new announcement. His brain just started working again, after trying to answer this question two years ago.

misterpryor.bsky.social•3 days ago

POS

givemeaminute.bsky.social•3 days ago

They finally figured out he’s just cream of wheat in the shape of a terrible person and pathetic cream of wheat in the shape of a terrible person obviously isn’t allowed to run, so that actually makes a lot of sense.