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Cock-locked urinal slut, professional porn artist. Yeah, I'll suck it. Triple threat theatre-person when I'm not getting fucked up the ass. Perverted comments and conversations welcome. https://justfor.fans/RickyCageXXX https://linktr.ee/Ricky_Cage
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Watching people try to do speechcraft and lockpicking in Oblivion (Remastered) is hysterical.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Looking for a French boyfriend with a big dick who will take me to France and show me all of the sights in France, such as: the building where Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 was made. I would also like to meet the Gestrals. I love France now

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Now that the first ten thousand results of any web search are AI-generated slop, maybe it's time we start putting together a second invite-only internet. Let's just start over.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

The people who demand purity of others are terminally online and have never tried to accomplish anything. There's no way to get anything done without working in the cruel, flawed environment called being human and being alive. Life is about compromise and doing your best, not purity--not perfection.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

rented a fancy new camera check it out

submitted 1 day ago • 99 comments

As a functioning adult who has multiple social interactions per year, EXPEDITION 33's writing and dialogue and story presentation is such a fucking breath of fresh air. It's the antidote to JRPG and anime slop. We need more media that does not infantilize its audience.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

::caresses your mouthbones::

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Sick like a dog but this extra-spicy Indian food is hitting the spot. God dayum.

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

My live show, originally scheduled for this weekend, is being POSTPONED DUE TO ILLNESS. It is now tentatively scheduled for May 10th. I will post an updated flyer for it in May. Apologies for the inconvenience! I have posted a short video about this on JFF. 🤧

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Did Bsky increase its video duration/size limits?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Don't forget that, especially in the modern era, follow count is not just meaningless--it's often fabricated. I get a slew of these kinds of offers every day. I can't think of anything more embarrassing and pathetic than paying for the illusion of clout.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

After like a decade my earbuds are finally dying. Been using Skullcandy Indy this whole time. Recs for new Bluetooth buds?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

My hair is absurdly long right now. For the JFF conference in May should I keep it like this or go short again?

submitted 4 days ago • 12 comments

I finished making my permanent urinal drone prison complex in Fallout 76. You heard me. (God, my life is a shambles.) Screenshots later if I feel like it.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

I AM NOT GOING TO PAY YOU TO BETA TEST YOUR GAME. Every time I buy a new AAA game it's broken in ways that one (1) hired paid QA tester would have been able to identify. FUCKING HIRE AND PAY ACTUAL HUMAN QA TESTERS, YOU WRITHING WELLS OF GREED. My porn gets more QA testing than this. Fuck-heads.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Oblivion Remastered single-handedly saving our great fascist nation

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus died so we could sin so let’s make sure we do it properly 😈😈😈

submitted 7 days ago • 40 comments

omg, no algorithm means we can actually post YouTube videos we like.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I have three bottles of champagne set aside. One for her, one for the oligarch, and one for the dictator. And I intend to live to drink all three.

submitted 9 days ago • 1362 comments

100% of my Twitter DMs are now spam.

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

The double Skyrim is a little embarrassing.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

What about half-nudist culture? People who only wear shirts.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I'M HUNGRY AND TIRED

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Every time anyone instructs me to "print this out" I just want to burn a building down

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

Our volcano has been erupting and my allergies are fucking horrendous because of it. Send antihistamines

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Just sent thousands of dollars to the IRS so that the govt can continue to help orchestrate genocides and trade wars because to do otherwise might get me disappeared to a concentration camp. America is the greatest and most free nation in the world!

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

The fantasy of waking somebody up with sex is so demented. Is this who you want to suck awake? Me dehydrated and caked in sweat because of hot flashes after I choke-slammed you during my seventh night terror?

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments