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lmfao holy shit we're reaching new levels of "fuck the yanks"

Democrats must make clear that, of course, we believe in changing government for the better - and show how different that is from Trump's destruction of government's capacity to protect workers, consumers, and families.

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

I’m not getting on another plane until Pete Buttigieg himself tells me the pilots are woke enough to keep us in the sky

so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

we are witnessing a master at work

I will be thinking about this tweet for the next four years

Robert Kennedy said if he had a time machine he would go back and stop his kids from getting their vaccine shots. Really, Robert? Those are the shots you would stop in the past when it comes to your family?

The Leaning Tower of Treason.

Me and my interfaith congregation are out here making sack lunches for the homeless like

Back on the grind tomorrow

11AM: How bad could the new administration be? 4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

Island is Mine by Hatsune Miku

Couldn’t agree more.

Totally stumped 😵‍💫

the bee movie

And stay out!

This

Happy Caturday #cats

The Amazing Digital Circus

I hate that i cant text anyone terminally internet brained enough to get this

Oh, so that’s why he does that

Exactly

everything improves instantly with floof substitutions. to wit: Unidentified Floofing Object Non Floofable Token Floof Spending Account Ultimate Floofing Championship Floof Bureau of Investigation National Floof Conference American Floof Conference The New York Floof Critics Circle

Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

You know when Wile E Coyote runs off a cliff and keeps going for a while, but hasn't looked down and fallen yet? That’s America right now.

BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.

i just realised, this brings my miku drawing count up to 7. ive drawn her normally a grand total of 0 times.

The great thing about trying to make a homemade Cybertruck for my trunk-or-treat Halloween decorations is that I can do a crap job of building it and it will still be very accurate

Congratulations to my cat Teaspoon for her new Personal Best today (Surfaces hit in a single vomit: 4)

Two of our cats looove playing with rubber bands but they can’t do that anymore because our third cat insists on trying to eat the rubber bands, which is reminiscent of society

“Do you know who had the greatest ass of all time? Hamburgler. Ass like a Romanian gymnast. But he was killed by immigrants. Immigrants are violent and hate great asses. That’s why Kamala lets them in. She’s a shit vice-president. Anyway pull through to the first window please.”

I once asked @alexrochonva.bsky.social to do Caine so I could edit an English dub for this classic funny #TheAmazingDigitalCircus