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any time a professor took points off an essay without a good reason, i became more and more ridiculous or outlandish in the topics of my papers and length of my titles. yes, i will troll you for giving me 96/100 with no comments. Teach me something or give me an A+.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

they got rid of all these guys

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

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Just Vibes

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

all my bangers are sleeper bangers because I'm shit at self-promotion and networking, plus have a general off-putting vibe but "Saving Grace," a story I did for one of the BOO! anthologies with Daniel Butler (art) and @jdkrach.bsky.social (letters) is the thing I'm most glad I got to do

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Rose tea, served in Japan

submitted 9 days ago • 62 comments

Nerd and Jock 283 - When she finally asks about the Roman Empire...

submitted 9 days ago • 42 comments

morning routine

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I'm having salad for dinner. Actually, it's fruit salad. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented Grapes. Wine. I'm having wine for dinner.

submitted 15 days ago • 1153 comments

Mise "When Small men begin to cast big shadows, it means that the sun is about to set." - Lin Yutang @WiseSages

submitted 18 days ago • 51 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 25 days ago • 937 comments

True Colors

submitted 26 days ago • 67 comments

It blows my mind how all of those Greek statues were once real, living people. So much history would have been lost to us without those three incorrigible Gorgons, and I’m so grateful for them

submitted 27 days ago • 9 comments

Watchin nosferatu He loves it

submitted 28 days ago • 9 comments

terrible news: I followed a recipe to a T instead of winging it and it turned out way better :(

submitted 28 days ago • 72 comments

PSA for writers: if a publisher dangles a contract offer but first wants to know how many of your own books you plan to buy...your answer will 100% determine whether you actually get the contract. Along w/ things like not paying royalties till production costs recouped, this is stealth vanity pub

submitted 29 days ago • 8 comments