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Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free

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There is still time

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Baby gryphon discovers he has a foot, seconds before he attacks it.

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It honestly wouldn't surprise me if someone somehow cheated to get more votes. If you can't take something by force, changing tactics means taking something by sneakier methods. Do I know what sneaky methods? No. No clue whatsoever how it could have been done. But I wouldn't doubt the possibility.

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Also I don't know if this'll help anything but would anyone like a photo of the Softest Man In The Whole World

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Pants is very serious about you so needing to eat, hydrate, and take your meds. Today is extra hard, so do it for Pants, if nothing else.

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Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

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Suicide Prevention is a very important cause to me and based on multiple skeets on my skyline: 📞 988 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (has text chat, too) 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Lifeline - 877-565-8860 🏳️‍🌈 Trevor Project - 866-488-7386 Or if you are in immediate danger go to the closest emergency room.

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Your vibe in one image:

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Pointing out how many times longer things like Michael Dorn's tenure on "Star Trek," or shows like "Supernatural," lasted than the confederacy makes a certain category of person Extremely Mad. I like to think it reduces their life expectancy.

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Maybe one day the people I love will stop telling me what they think I want to hear, and they'll be honest about what I mean to them.

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In the musical Heathers, there's a song that has some lyrics that basically go "when you're depressed and wanna die, have a 7-11 slushie instead, get a brain freeze." And I would love to try. But I literally can't get brain freezes so 😭😂

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before you decide you don't want to vaccinate your children you should have to take a 4 hour cemetery tour with me where i point out every tiny little headstone of a child that died from a preventable disease and is buried with their parents who would have done anything to save them

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I must

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“In order to determine whether it was inappropriate for a former president to keep classified nuclear documents in a bathroom, we must show those documents to a dozen people without security clearances” great jury instructions, no - well, perhaps, a few notes

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So is Mike Shinoda just sitting on a plethora of archives of Chester's vocals or does he have a vocal AI for these new songs? Friendly Fire - Linkin Park

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The best quote I've found today: "Always remember the 20/20/20 rule. After 20 minutes of screen time, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest."

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Best episode of tv I've ever watched? I've got an anime if that counts, but otherwise a physical actors TV show.

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someone should invent a BACK that isn’t constantly in PAIN

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You ever think about how professional singers have to perform in front of other professional singers during award shows and the like? Like. Hey dude, lemme finish this convo in a min, I gotta BUST SOME VOCALS. Or is it more like everyone's thinking they're the only one with imposter syndrome?

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We won’t go back.

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Today's my first day off after an 8 day stretch and I wanna go out and do a thing but I also don't want to leave my bed for as long as possible.

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Post the kind of energy you're going into 2024 with.

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Reskeeted with alt text.

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Meanwhile on Twitter various blue check accounts are mad that Green Day is "putting politics into music" because Billy Joe changed the words to "I'm not part of the MAGA agenda" at a recent performance of American Idiot.

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I solved today's Knowmoji in 1 tries! Play with me at knowmoji.com Neat indeed!

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I want to stay in bed and continue to snuggle with the wife and puppers but I am experiencing the nausea hunger pangs and while intense, they don't last long. Yeah I should get up and eat. But this is comfy and I'm enjoying myself. Hmmm...

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Important information about New Year’s Eve

submitted 421 days ago • 3 comments

banging potatoes

submitted 421 days ago • 3 comments

Quoteskeet with a game that's nostalgic to you

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We've got a blue butterfly - inkblot is using a red butterfly - so now I need a green and a yellow butterfly social media site. rubs hands together as if a plan is slowly coming together

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On the break room tv: news channel reviewing last night's weather events. Police arrive at the scene of an icy road car crash. Another vehicle slips on the ice and hits one of the deputies. I had to hold in my giggle.

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Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free

There is still time

Baby gryphon discovers he has a foot, seconds before he attacks it.

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if someone somehow cheated to get more votes. If you can't take something by force, changing tactics means taking something by sneakier methods. Do I know what sneaky methods? No. No clue whatsoever how it could have been done. But I wouldn't doubt the possibility.

Also I don't know if this'll help anything but would anyone like a photo of the Softest Man In The Whole World

Pants is very serious about you so needing to eat, hydrate, and take your meds. Today is extra hard, so do it for Pants, if nothing else.

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

Your vibe in one image:

Pointing out how many times longer things like Michael Dorn's tenure on "Star Trek," or shows like "Supernatural," lasted than the confederacy makes a certain category of person Extremely Mad. I like to think it reduces their life expectancy.

Maybe one day the people I love will stop telling me what they think I want to hear, and they'll be honest about what I mean to them.

In the musical Heathers, there's a song that has some lyrics that basically go "when you're depressed and wanna die, have a 7-11 slushie instead, get a brain freeze." And I would love to try. But I literally can't get brain freezes so 😭😂

before you decide you don't want to vaccinate your children you should have to take a 4 hour cemetery tour with me where i point out every tiny little headstone of a child that died from a preventable disease and is buried with their parents who would have done anything to save them

I must

“In order to determine whether it was inappropriate for a former president to keep classified nuclear documents in a bathroom, we must show those documents to a dozen people without security clearances” great jury instructions, no - well, perhaps, a few notes

So is Mike Shinoda just sitting on a plethora of archives of Chester's vocals or does he have a vocal AI for these new songs? Friendly Fire - Linkin Park

The best quote I've found today: "Always remember the 20/20/20 rule. After 20 minutes of screen time, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest."

Best episode of tv I've ever watched? I've got an anime if that counts, but otherwise a physical actors TV show.

someone should invent a BACK that isn’t constantly in PAIN

You ever think about how professional singers have to perform in front of other professional singers during award shows and the like? Like. Hey dude, lemme finish this convo in a min, I gotta BUST SOME VOCALS. Or is it more like everyone's thinking they're the only one with imposter syndrome?

We won’t go back.

Today's my first day off after an 8 day stretch and I wanna go out and do a thing but I also don't want to leave my bed for as long as possible.

Post the kind of energy you're going into 2024 with.

Reskeeted with alt text.

Meanwhile on Twitter various blue check accounts are mad that Green Day is "putting politics into music" because Billy Joe changed the words to "I'm not part of the MAGA agenda" at a recent performance of American Idiot.

I solved today's Knowmoji in 1 tries! Play with me at knowmoji.com Neat indeed!

I want to stay in bed and continue to snuggle with the wife and puppers but I am experiencing the nausea hunger pangs and while intense, they don't last long. Yeah I should get up and eat. But this is comfy and I'm enjoying myself. Hmmm...

Important information about New Year’s Eve

banging potatoes

Quoteskeet with a game that's nostalgic to you

We've got a blue butterfly - inkblot is using a red butterfly - so now I need a green and a yellow butterfly social media site. rubs hands together as if a plan is slowly coming together

On the break room tv: news channel reviewing last night's weather events. Police arrive at the scene of an icy road car crash. Another vehicle slips on the ice and hits one of the deputies. I had to hold in my giggle.

Thank you birbs-in-space on Tumblr for sharing this What are your 2024 fanfic tags? (I did five, you can do however many you want)

they shld invent a. body that doesn't hurt. and a brain that doesn;t. hurt

Kitty Alignment Chart Bonus Doggos!

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

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