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ritzscythe.bsky.social
I'm a dude trying to do a buncha crap, jack of all trades type guy. I'm gonna make some jokes, some good, others amazing (to me), I'm here for fun and creativity~ Also do controller mods/repair I'm an ally, fuck phobes.
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coming back to this after traumatizing one of my life long buddies, we need this picture on baseball jerseys.
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With just a touch of mah burnin hand Send my astrogoblins to raid the land PRIME DIRECTIVE EXTERMINATE the whole human race in your face Wait thats not what youre talking about is it
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Jack-O pose at least twice
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I'm having a bad couple weeks and I'm beyond fucking done with it. idec people arent reading this, im just that fucking mad. friends of shitbag cover for shitbag, cops misunderstand what im saying, closes case. have a fucking broken finger tip, scrapes everywhere and a tweaked back. CASE CLOSED!?
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I've gone through the phases of guns good, guns bad to I don't give a fuck, literally can't have peace in my own fucking backyard.
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Or best typo?
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Nintendo: oh fuck our fans are having too much fun, we better step in
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I just wished they'd pick either there is no timeline, or put actual effort into the timeline. People would had been fine speculating but Nintendo pretending they cared muddied the waters more than it cleared them.
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It's part of the lexicon now, just accept it lol it's more fun to say, just like "in Minecraft" after you say something inappropriate
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Nah that's real for sure, I catch myself engaging with my neighbors and shit more as an adult, used to be really reserved, now I just like to talk and hear about people's going ons
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Mmmmmm potentially expired Easter chocolate
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made me think of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMya...
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Periodic reminder DK was almost called Kong Dong
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Uh its obviously for Donkey Dong
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Really though it does look great, gameplays even looking pretty good.
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Its gonna be like most nintendo games for me, WOW THIS LOOKS GOOD
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probably for the best, I heard you can fall into baby jail if you mess up the jump
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Have you tried a blj?
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Full size gpus** I didn't mean to degrade the full sized guys 🙏 ☹️
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I just want all the Vivi cards
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Make it emo hair
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first time watching vb: haha funny voice after 5 mins with the character: this lady is deep and passionate no wonder the monarch fell for her, she deserves the world, even if shes evil i really gotta rewatch/finish this series someday
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Shit like this always makes me think of that "intelligent design" bullshit that was pushed in my highschool in the early 2000s, like no it's a fucking wonder anything works properly
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bring back pokemon and trainer sprites!