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rivers.bsky.social
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i need the vape that has a tamagotchi that dies if you don’t vape enough

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feeling like him

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call for WHAT

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important meeting

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reskeet with your favorite meme you ever made

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i wonder what carl did

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threads seems very cool for aging millennials with deathly hallows tattoos that fantasize about turning pete buttigieg straight

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reskeet to scare a mod

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･ *ﾟ 　 ･ ﾟ* ･｡ *･｡ *.｡ ｡･ °*. ﾟ｡ 𝒻𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓁 𝒶𝓉 𝒶 𝒸𝑜𝓅 ﾟ*. ｡｡ ･ ｡ ･ﾟ ｡°*. ｡*･｡

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go follow my boy @nilpholan.bsky.social if u like video game docs that make the kids go crazy

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yeah i’m fucking gaming

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where some of y’all mfs live

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fuckin hate that kanye became fash like sometimes i just wanna listen to lift off guilt free yknow

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totk deadass is the best zelda i’ve played in years nintendo can still feltch me gonna homebrew my fiancés switch out of spite

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one time when i was a kid, my grandma took me to this crackheaded zoo that had a footpath behind the hippo exhibit, separated from the hippos maybe a 4 ft tall wall. the hippos used this area to shit. idk if you know how hippos shit but this was unironically the sign they had up on that path

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i would fist fight my own mother for more invites

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love when my cat runs onto my coffee table at mach 5, bringing her favorite toy because she wants to play

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been playing this shit for over week. how did i just now notice the shrines are fucking goatse?

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more graffiti like this pls

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“the game theory dweeb has a broadway show”

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goated youtube thumbnail, no notes

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coming to terms with the devastating fact that i’m a long pisser

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fit check

submitted 694 days ago • 1 comment

i free solo’d a parking garage drunk on a bet once, where’s my documentary nat geo???

submitted 694 days ago • 1 comment

been grinding that dumbass olympic esports tic tac bow game so i can qualify for the olympic event and show up on coke, causing the first olympic esports doping scandal

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