rivers.bsky.social
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after giving a very impassioned speech about how melee won’t die and he won’t stop coinbox yesterday, he announced he’s stopping melee coinbox anymore in lieu of trying to get ult coinbox licensed by nintendo, forgetting that nintendo will probably deny it because it’s backed by a crypto exchange
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i guess we already colonized it
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i thought the point of shrek was that not even the richest short king is safe from being out-rizzed by a 7 foot tall swamp cryptid
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harsh but the world needed to hear it
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nick seems chill
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elon flexing ‘peak user seconds’ in a desperate bid for advertisers yesterday then attempting to hard cap daily app usage today is what does it for me
like it’s just so fundamentally stupid
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idk i think it could use some more pepperoni
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brazilian coffee hits different
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it’s called self-help
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i thought the two Ls stood for how many Ls you take when the cool kids on the hike roast you for not wearing patagonia
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rly makes u think
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jimmy fallon strikes me as someone who pisses on the bathroom key at his favorite midtown starbucks
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how come when i show up drunk at work i’m “ruining my life” but when jimmy fallon does it he gets an emmy? fucked up.
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spread some cheese on this broke cracker, so to speak
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wild experience being seven years old and watching a hippo muck spray a random family of four from the other side of the exhibit
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it's actually the final ganon form in zelda
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why not
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can i at least get a vice doc ?
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“big bird cloaca pics, real”