jimmy fallon strikes me as someone who pisses on the bathroom key at his favorite midtown starbucks

Oh my god Jimmy is wearing the striped shirt too in his first skeet

this is my favorite system of a down song

his abpe is dead. you can tell by him wearing the shirt of his dead ape in the first post he ever made

Don’t worry kiddo, I’m sure you two will spend some quality time together defending securities fraud lawsuits.

It’s funny cause it’s true.

all my apes goen

He should sell his apes to pay his writers

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he can’t even ruffle the hair of that jpeg playfully