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submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

If you walk into a quiet room talking on your phone where other people are sitting quietly, I will tell you to read the room and shut the fuck up in my head.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

The grocery store, and for that matter every public place, should have a fast lane for people who are experienced errand runners and a slow lane for people who act like they're on a sightseeing tour

submitted 84 days ago • 128 comments

Just took this picture of my baby boy, Nox, from inside. I couldn't get a good enough shot without the blinds getting in the picture but I still absolutely love this picture of my handsome little guy. 😍😍😍

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

The longer you look at it, the creepier it gets. *shivers in heebie jeebie*

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 85 days ago • 3 comments

A small sampling of why Elon wants to eliminate federal watchdog agencies...

submitted 85 days ago • 240 comments

There are two wolves inside you, and I have reported you to the SPCA for bestiality.

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

💯🫦

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

It's an insult to my intelligence when an actor appears in multiple movies. You were just an elf and now I'm supposed to believe you're an accountant? I will not be played for a fool

submitted 86 days ago • 343 comments

No one said republican voters were smart.

submitted 87 days ago • 255 comments

America

submitted 87 days ago • 68 comments

Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.

submitted 87 days ago • 562 comments

hello police? my son loves the imagine drgaons

submitted 87 days ago • 17 comments

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was that time he made me put shaving cream on my cousin mike's pumpkin pie hahahaha although mike did die

submitted 88 days ago • 15 comments

Helpful hotlines today: 1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey 1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce 1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin Happy Thanksgiving.

submitted 87 days ago • 998 comments

Mmmm, Dog Dicks™️

submitted 88 days ago • 145 comments

Seems like a lot of women forgot some very important words from a very important lady.

submitted 89 days ago • 16 comments

🗃️ "All this has happened before, and it will all happen again."

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

I was today years old...

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I work at a library, and we offer so much more than books. Patrons have access to: 3D printers, a soundproof recording studio, Cricut machines, thousands of DVDs, board games, Legos, and free classes on writing, finances, ESL, book making, etc. Check out your public library, you might be surprised!

submitted 89 days ago • 88 comments

I thought this was garlic naan at first glance and now I'm hungry.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

1. Because Biden was great with the economy and other areas, it doesn't mean he was great in everything. In the most crucial area, protecting the Constitution and our democracy, Biden is a complete fucking failure. He never went after trump with the kind of action that matched the level of a

submitted 89 days ago • 4 comments

Found a months-old Cadbury mini egg in next my jacket pockets just now. Didn’t eat it but the decision wasn’t an instant one

submitted 90 days ago • 88 comments

Morning Bluesky ☕️. Well, it's Monday. I'll just be screaming into this void if anyone wants to join me.

submitted 90 days ago • 28 comments

It's nauseating, actually.

submitted 91 days ago • 94 comments

Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.

submitted 91 days ago • 394 comments

My one constructive criticism on BlueSky, as a community: we need to “like” less and “retweet” more. In the absence of an algorithm, that’s the way we find each other and reward good content.

submitted 91 days ago • 344 comments

I’ve spent all morning here on BlueSky! I freaking love it! 💙 Who is with me?

submitted 91 days ago • 789 comments

I love how everyone who sees this knows exactly who he is.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 91 days ago • 737 comments