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All panic, no disco The LA Dodgers The Brak Show The 1993 cinema masterpiece Tombstone MTV's The State If any of these things mean anything to you, maybe we should be friends.
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Sins don't count until we get a new pope.

Hey guys... new tick-borne illness just dropped

I wish people would stop quoting Trump. Just paraphrase what he said as though an intelligent person said it, because I think we all get a little stupider every time we hear words put together in the order Trump puts them

🌸 Ravens in bloom

Please bear with me, I had my wisdom teeth out and I haven't gotten used to being stupid yet.

Da Popa!! He'sa no comin' ta dinna!

I love April baseball 😂

This was the most thrilling 7 minutes Jeff Bezos ever gave a woman

Chicken pox at 23, child bearing hips at 39 after my child turned 13, wisdom teeth at 47... guess I'm a bit of a late bloomer.

Cory Booker ran in 2020. We could’ve avoided all this.

So is Ice Cube our official mascot now or what? I mean, I know we have Decoy... but, Ice Cube.

Hopefully our enemies aren't paying attention...

ITFDB!!!

@jeffreygoldberg.bsky.social

Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity.

When asked about the reason for the removal of the story on the @DeptofDefense website on Jackie Robinson's military service, Pentagon press secretary John Ullyot said the following in a statement to ESPN.

Perfect framing

The Dodgers and the Cubs played in Japan during the 2025 Tokyo series and you will never guess who showed up! #pokemon

First time being an East Coast Dodgers fan worked to my advantage

When that third chick hatched, I said the internet was not prepared for the eventuality of nature doing its thing, I was not wrong.