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baking in the air fryer is one of those things that feels illegal

feeling the urge to get into the crime business

damn feeling scammable rn...

We didn't deserve Vista 😭

Nothing better then a Uber nap

I'll never be ready for the Internet

we have truly strayed from the best timeline

CRT Minecraft has unreal vibes.

the devs were actually cooking when they dropped the sleeping update, not sure what they were thinking adding the wakeup update tho

anyone else's safety blanket just checking their email even though you don't even get any important emails anymore...

million dollar idea: uber eats x facebook marketplace

why aren't they making games for this anymore?

found out I had a stalker

end me

me on the left

wonder if a little green company has anything to do with this 🤔

sorry I don't make the rules

stand for the flag

forbidden fruit 😍🤤

yellow parenti is such a gem

Is it just me or do buy the same 20 things every week at the grocery store and yet still spend 30 mins wandering every aisle like I'm in a new place? Where does the time go? In aisle 7 apparently.

i just started learning about the 1958 rat utopia experiments im sure they ended well we should recreate that with humans

running on fumes over here. gonna play a few rounds of candy crush on the interstate and pray to every god that my tired ass doesn't accidentally accept a lives request from another driver

does anyone else think walmart/costco are the yin/yang of capitalism

i carved a pumpkin and put a candle inside, it looked so cute and i smiled. then it started to talk and i gasped. it said that it is alive and that it hates me. it said that it will haunt me and make me pay. it spit seeds at me and i ran.

i want the kind of woman that will actually just kill me you know when i left the house today i was thinking damn i really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some hallway, just me?

went to the park and saw a squirrel that looked like elvis we sang and danced and we hada blast he said that he is the king of rock and roll, that he faked his death and now lives in the park he gave me a nut and i felt happy, but he bit me he said that he's sorry and that he has rabies.