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I've never seen a positive portrayal of a ballet school in any media. #dance #film #joke

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They should make a horror movie where nobody dies and nothing scary happens and all the boys kiss. #horror

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People who hate oral sex should shut their mouths. #sex #joke #oral

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Minor horror movie characters that I think about all the time: -Crazy Ralph -That dude who threw a wrench at Leatherface -Ian McKinley -That Android who's nipples fall off -Every Toxic Avenger henchman -The Pawnshop guy who kept yelling "Shit on me!" #horror #horrorlists

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Just saw a Mcdonald's that still had a Playplace. Since there was no one around, I took a shit in it for old time's sake. #McDonald's #nostalgia #meme

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Does anyone remember that one anime AMV from back in the day? It was either from Limewire or Youtube. It was that one Linkin Park song set to either Dragon Ball Z, or Naruto or some other anime. Can anyone help me? #anime #music #joke

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I was just joking about having sex with a watermelon, I never did but if I opened an Onlyfans where I bang fruit how many of you would pay forty dollars a month to see it? Hypothetically. #kink #watermelon #comedy

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Cum in you? Nah girl, Imma cum WITH you! We in this together! #sex #humor #romance

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This is what it's like to have a roommate #roommate #fart #comedy #sketch youtu.be/y0DpTvGBePg?...

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Why do we have two balls anyway?

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"The sound of the Jersey Shore 99.9 The Nine with nine in a row Ninties every 9 o'clock at 99.9. The Nine."

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Why do the signs clarify that cars will be towed at owner expenses? Are there places where someone else pays for it? #signs #towing

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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile theonion.com/cop-pos...

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More like CRAPitalism amiright? #capitalism #crapitalism #workersunite

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To the Amazon driver that drove on my lawn and messed up my grass: don't beat yourself up over it, shit happens. I'm sorry your boss overworks you and makes you piss in bottles. You deserve better, keep your chin up #classconsciousness #workersunite #capitalism

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I wear my Bass Pro Shop jacket IRONICALLY!!! #BASSPROSHOP #IRONY

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Cock and ball torture? No thank you! #cbt #mentalhealth

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Al Green has no time for your fake Christian asses

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Low key wish an elephant would step on my back like that. Had a massive knot in my back for the last decade. #instagram #elephant #memes

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College Tip: If your roommate proposes a bet where the winner gets to fart in the loser's face for a month, and then he loses, he probably wanted you to fart in his face. #fart #college #student #academy

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New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #fart #bareass #sleepover #trauma #healing #memes youtube.com/shorts/l7o4C...

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New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #heal #healing #dog #pets #trauma #memes #joke youtube.com/shorts/rkyyD...

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New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #milk #healing #heal #healingjourney #mentalhealth #joke #funny #laughter #meme #memes #bullying youtube.com/shorts/8OeE7...

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New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #feet #kink #foot #footfetish #fetish #healing #kinkshame #kinkshaming #mentalhealth #comedy youtube.com/shorts/i9xci...

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New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #roadrage #rage #healing #comedy #healingjourney youtube.com/shorts/E0I2r...

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When you're having a manic episode and you think "Man, there's gotta be a way to make some money off this!" #mentalhealth #mania #fart #joke

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You libs will see! When Trump wipes away all the debt, gives me a million dollars and a house and becomes my dad and teaches me how to throw a baseball, we'll see who will be laughing then! #maga

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I agree with Bill. Time to eat the rich! The 1% have gotten too big for their britches.

submitted 18 days ago • 507 comments

Democrats Announce Bold Plan to Resist Trump Policies by Playing Katy Perry’s “Roar” Really Loud thehardtimes.net/culture/demo...

submitted 19 days ago • 9 comments

Mother: "Clean your room." Boy: "Fuck you mom, you don't know anything!" Jordan Peterson "Clean your room." Boy: "This guy is the modern day Nietzsche."

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Bruno Mars is the cute kid who dances at the candy store. I don't want to hear about how he fucks. #brunomars #popmusic #fatjuicyandwet

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Can I borrow a fart?

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@juliusgoat.bsky.social

submitted 22 days ago • 722 comments

The call me Dr. Fart. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Fart.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

submitted 23 days ago • 29 comments

i also do not understand the democratic rhetorical thing of always asking questions. "we need more clarity on the faa firings" feels like weak sauce to me. "trump is gutting the faa so your plane crashes and your family dies" just make the accusation instead of trying to impress debate judges

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We mentally ill people need to be given credit for how good we are at opening pill bottles. #mentalhealth #joke

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I've never seen a positive portrayal of a ballet school in any media. #dance #film #joke

They should make a horror movie where nobody dies and nothing scary happens and all the boys kiss. #horror

People who hate oral sex should shut their mouths. #sex #joke #oral

Minor horror movie characters that I think about all the time: -Crazy Ralph -That dude who threw a wrench at Leatherface -Ian McKinley -That Android who's nipples fall off -Every Toxic Avenger henchman -The Pawnshop guy who kept yelling "Shit on me!" #horror #horrorlists

Just saw a Mcdonald's that still had a Playplace. Since there was no one around, I took a shit in it for old time's sake. #McDonald's #nostalgia #meme

Does anyone remember that one anime AMV from back in the day? It was either from Limewire or Youtube. It was that one Linkin Park song set to either Dragon Ball Z, or Naruto or some other anime. Can anyone help me? #anime #music #joke

I was just joking about having sex with a watermelon, I never did but if I opened an Onlyfans where I bang fruit how many of you would pay forty dollars a month to see it? Hypothetically. #kink #watermelon #comedy

Cum in you? Nah girl, Imma cum WITH you! We in this together! #sex #humor #romance

This is what it's like to have a roommate #roommate #fart #comedy #sketch youtu.be/y0DpTvGBePg?...

Why do we have two balls anyway?

"The sound of the Jersey Shore 99.9 The Nine with nine in a row Ninties every 9 o'clock at 99.9. The Nine."

Why do the signs clarify that cars will be towed at owner expenses? Are there places where someone else pays for it? #signs #towing

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile theonion.com/cop-pos...

More like CRAPitalism amiright? #capitalism #crapitalism #workersunite

To the Amazon driver that drove on my lawn and messed up my grass: don't beat yourself up over it, shit happens. I'm sorry your boss overworks you and makes you piss in bottles. You deserve better, keep your chin up #classconsciousness #workersunite #capitalism

I wear my Bass Pro Shop jacket IRONICALLY!!! #BASSPROSHOP #IRONY

Cock and ball torture? No thank you! #cbt #mentalhealth

Al Green has no time for your fake Christian asses

Low key wish an elephant would step on my back like that. Had a massive knot in my back for the last decade. #instagram #elephant #memes

College Tip: If your roommate proposes a bet where the winner gets to fart in the loser's face for a month, and then he loses, he probably wanted you to fart in his face. #fart #college #student #academy

New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #fart #bareass #sleepover #trauma #healing #memes youtube.com/shorts/l7o4C...

New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #heal #healing #dog #pets #trauma #memes #joke youtube.com/shorts/rkyyD...

New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #milk #healing #heal #healingjourney #mentalhealth #joke #funny #laughter #meme #memes #bullying youtube.com/shorts/8OeE7...

New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #feet #kink #foot #footfetish #fetish #healing #kinkshame #kinkshaming #mentalhealth #comedy youtube.com/shorts/i9xci...

New chapter in my Youtube journey as I use my humor to heal people #roadrage #rage #healing #comedy #healingjourney youtube.com/shorts/E0I2r...

When you're having a manic episode and you think "Man, there's gotta be a way to make some money off this!" #mentalhealth #mania #fart #joke

You libs will see! When Trump wipes away all the debt, gives me a million dollars and a house and becomes my dad and teaches me how to throw a baseball, we'll see who will be laughing then! #maga

I agree with Bill. Time to eat the rich! The 1% have gotten too big for their britches.

Democrats Announce Bold Plan to Resist Trump Policies by Playing Katy Perry’s “Roar” Really Loud thehardtimes.net/culture/demo...

Mother: "Clean your room." Boy: "Fuck you mom, you don't know anything!" Jordan Peterson "Clean your room." Boy: "This guy is the modern day Nietzsche."

Bruno Mars is the cute kid who dances at the candy store. I don't want to hear about how he fucks. #brunomars #popmusic #fatjuicyandwet

Can I borrow a fart?

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

The call me Dr. Fart. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Fart.

Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

i also do not understand the democratic rhetorical thing of always asking questions. "we need more clarity on the faa firings" feels like weak sauce to me. "trump is gutting the faa so your plane crashes and your family dies" just make the accusation instead of trying to impress debate judges

We mentally ill people need to be given credit for how good we are at opening pill bottles. #mentalhealth #joke

Seeking a muscle mommy dom who specializes in airplane rides. #mensmentalhealth #mommydom #musclemommy

Can you smell it?

Fixed it for you, Donnie