Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.
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What you need to get is what I have. a giant turd collector outside the house. down here we call them septic tanks because they're certainly not antiseptic. and every so often you pump them out and send everything to the museum
Good heavens (no pun intended), that's unlocked a memory I haven't visited in a long while.
Praise Be! (exclamation mark fitted as standard) – the show for those for whom Harry Secombe's Highway was a bit too milquetoast, but a full episode of Songs of Praise was a bit too hardcore.
This is going to be like that bitcoin bloke, you’re going to have a campaign to be allowed to go to the sewage treatment plant to recover them. Best of luck mate.
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flushed away 😎
Thaw a Turd?
Yes, that's her
Praise Be! (exclamation mark fitted as standard) – the show for those for whom Harry Secombe's Highway was a bit too milquetoast, but a full episode of Songs of Praise was a bit too hardcore.
Collectors beware.
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