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Did...Did Tolkien write this article?

submitted 54 days ago • 81 comments

Books designed to be read only by human eyes are different from books designed to be read by machines, which is why Google will tell you that the phrase “shake my booty” can be found in an 1863 English translation of Don Quixote.

submitted 335 days ago • 80 comments

This dog is too long for our current rating system to handle. We are working internally to address this problem, but in the meantime please only send regular-length dogs. Thank you… 13/10

submitted 4 days ago • 166 comments

Do not - I repeat - do NOT, even out of curiosity, pull the handle on the side of your toilet. I just did, and a gush of water’s erased everything. A lifetime’s turd collection, gone.

submitted 5 days ago • 29 comments

J D Vance. Eyes of Paul Hollywood, beard of Noel Edmonds, intellectual heft of Mr Blobby.

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

Every time they say "neutral zone" my brain goes "oh no Romulans!" which is fun

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

🌿☕ According to tradition, only the right hand should be used for stirring porridge with a spurtle, & it should only be stirred in a clockwise direction.. as stirring widdershins was believed to invoke the devil 👿 Anti clockwise spurtling.. well dodgy 💃🌿

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form.

submitted 16 days ago • 1214 comments

I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.

submitted 20 days ago • 1286 comments

This is how my brother has his Twin Peaks VHS collection arranged, lol.

submitted 37 days ago • 13 comments

submitted 37 days ago • 391 comments

this ogden nash poem made me start cackling so hard

submitted 38 days ago • 18 comments