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#MondayMotivation

Will turnip's and space karen's make up sex be televised?

In a slightly dumber parallel universe a naval battle is 2 women rubbing their belly buttons together, and I think thats beautiful.

Cut price edamame The cheapest way to taste such good quality peaness

I don't like the term self-care. I say masturbation like an adult.

@news.sky.com Fixed it for u huns xo

Is it a “mission trip” or “indoctrination operation”? #FreedomFromReligion

Seriously. Stop. And stop using "being saved" as a get out of responsibility card. Dipshits.

#SacrilegeSunday

I just received some awesome crocheted stuffies from two of my favorite people. @robbacrab.bsky.social and @braggsy.bsky.social. Check out her shop www.etsy.com/shop/TheHope... 😍

#Caturday #Twaturday

Ahem...

All those guys walking round with their bootylicious dad-bods Will never know the pain of being a salad dodger trapped in the body of an athlete 😏 #FridayFuckology

My patience is basically like a gift card Not sure how much is left on it, but we can give it a try #FridayFuckology

I envy people who grow old gracefully and age like a fine wine I'm ageing like milk, getting sour and chunky #FridayFuckology

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A whoopee cushion filled with gravy Adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke #FridayFuckology

How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I have to eat Before I start seeing results? #FridayFuckology

To whoever dumped a mattress in my garden yesterday I don't know how you fucking sleep at night #FridayFuckology

Make sure your kids remember you after you're gone By leaving a box of newspaper clippings about one unsolved murder in your closet #FridayFuckology

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad #FridayFuckology

*necropsy. Like that's the worst thing here!

I once had an out of body experience I was beside myself #FridayFuckology

Now this is fun!

I think Josh Scott did a great video about the differences between copying circuits or copying someone's trademark. The last one is the no-no.

#ThursdayThoughts

¡Ay, caramba!

#WednesdayLackOfWisdom

And now, our latest single: "go easy on the donuts Mary, it's only 6am". It's in the key of c, if y'all playing along on your combs... Ah 1, Ah 2, Ah 1-2-3-4.

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...and then I ate the seals!!!

#TuesdayThoughts

"still punk as fuck" I whisper to myself, as I apply the 10% discount code from my Lidl plus card

Sometimes I like to care about what day it is like Im employed or whatever.

YES! Gen Z are fueling a CD revival Here's Mary Spender's explanation of it. youtu.be/tvWqwez-ueQ?...

#MondayMotivation

Bring back the xylospongium, you cowards.

Art installation, Stonehaven Sept 2022. #Photography #Scotland

"Are you inspired to work at our fashion house by such greats as Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, and Giorgio Armani?" "Nah, I'm more a Johnny Silverhand or Winter Soldier kinda' guy. Just need a metal arm now innit!" 😁 "Don't call us, we'll call you"

#SacrilegeSunday

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