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All those guys walking round with their bootylicious dad-bods Will never know the pain of being a salad dodger trapped in the body of an athlete 😏 #FridayFuckology

My patience is basically like a gift card Not sure how much is left on it, but we can give it a try #FridayFuckology

I envy people who grow old gracefully and age like a fine wine I'm ageing like milk, getting sour and chunky #FridayFuckology

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A whoopee cushion filled with gravy Adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke #FridayFuckology

How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I have to eat Before I start seeing results? #FridayFuckology

To whoever dumped a mattress in my garden yesterday I don't know how you fucking sleep at night #FridayFuckology

Make sure your kids remember you after you're gone By leaving a box of newspaper clippings about one unsolved murder in your closet #FridayFuckology

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad #FridayFuckology

*necropsy. Like that's the worst thing here!

I once had an out of body experience I was beside myself #FridayFuckology

Now this is fun!

I think Josh Scott did a great video about the differences between copying circuits or copying someone's trademark. The last one is the no-no.

#ThursdayThoughts

Β‘Ay, caramba!

#WednesdayLackOfWisdom

And now, our latest single: "go easy on the donuts Mary, it's only 6am". It's in the key of c, if y'all playing along on your combs... Ah 1, Ah 2, Ah 1-2-3-4.

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...and then I ate the seals!!!

#TuesdayThoughts

"still punk as fuck" I whisper to myself, as I apply the 10% discount code from my Lidl plus card

Sometimes I like to care about what day it is like Im employed or whatever.

YES! Gen Z are fueling a CD revival Here's Mary Spender's explanation of it. youtu.be/tvWqwez-ueQ?...

#MondayMotivation

Bring back the xylospongium, you cowards.

Art installation, Stonehaven Sept 2022. #Photography #Scotland

"Are you inspired to work at our fashion house by such greats as Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, and Giorgio Armani?" "Nah, I'm more a Johnny Silverhand or Winter Soldier kinda' guy. Just need a metal arm now innit!" 😁 "Don't call us, we'll call you"

#SacrilegeSunday

Fruity Dancing boredmaud.co.uk/product/frui...

#Caturday

Hard to discern which one is more off his tits, what a fucking shitshow!

Canadian murder chickens will bang anything. www.opb.org/article/2025...

Unfortunately, I don't think before I post So I'm just as shocked as you are #FridayFuckology

Damn right I'm good in bed I can stay there all day #FridayFuckology

I wonder how long it takes a giraffe To throw up #FridayFuckology

I met a girl who runs a battery kiosk at the park So basically, she sells C cells by the seesaw #FridayFuckology

You don't get a body like mine overnight It takes years of moderate neglect and bacon #FridayFuckology

Behind every husband who thinks he wears the pants Is a wife who told him which pants to wear #FridayFuckology

I saw a snake that was 3.14 feet long I think it was a Ο€thon #FridayFuckology

#WeekendVibes

For the next celebrity 'Survivor' series Let's get 16 politicians and force them to live on minimum wage #FridayFuckology

For my age, I have a lot going for me My eyes are going My knees are going My back is going #FridayFuckology

It's a kind of magic

Fullllllllly endorse this message. Farage is an urgent threat to ALL of us. Milkshakes aren't sufficient. The damage he's done to our most vulnerable is immeasurable. We desperately need to stop him in his tracks. Whatever the method, fascists faces MUST be acquainted with the pavement. πŸ‘ŠπŸ½