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Please please please stop making compilations of Almiron because he’s leaving. He is absolutely shite, 6 assists in 6 years at the club. I don’t care how many times he smiled, I can not wait for the HERE WE GO from Fabrizio. #NUFC

We played absolutely shite today and were miles off it, but full credit to Bournemouth. In our faces from the start, full of energy and first to every ball. Fantastic team and hope they get European football. #NUFC

Has there been a fire drill at the Stadium of Light?

Although it’s only the 1st leg tonight, I think it’s where the tie will be won. If we can grab a win/draw or even if it’s a 1-goal defeat, we’ll be favourites going into the 2nd leg. On the other hand, a heavy defeat like 3-0 and we can forget about Wembley. Huge game, up the fucking mags. #NUFC

My prediction for the 8 Premier League Darts players - Luke Humphries (1) Luke Littler (2) Michael Van Gerwen (3) Rob Cross (4) Mike De Decker (Grand Prix Winner) Stephen Bunting Gerwyn Price Chris Dobey Was a toss-up between Heta and Dobey like.

Although I’m not 100% convinced on Trafford, we seem to have a nack for signing raw and unproven players such as Hall, Livramento and Gordon and turning them into solid and dependable players. #NUFC

Leif Davis when that Isak goal went in. #NUFC

Callum Wilson giving Marvel a run for their money in terms of cameos. A grand total of 20 minutes played this month and his cheesestring legs have struck again. #NUFC

Between now and the end of the year, how many wins are we getting? The way things are at the minute, it wouldn’t surprise me if we lost to everyone but Villa and Man United. #NUFC

Think it might be time to have the uncomfortable conversation about Eddie Howe’s position. Really don’t know how we turn this season around. #NUFC

Sheffield United away isn’t for everyone, lads

Taking 7 points from Arsenal, Man City and Spurs at home but then 0 from Brighton and West Ham just sums up our season so far. Too inconsistent and lacklustre at times. We can’t just pick & choose what games we turn up for. Onto Palace at the weekend. #NUFC

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

This is the team I’d go for on Monday. Nothing drastic, just 2 changes with Kelly and Tonali coming in, who I think will bring energy into the midfield to help over-run theirs (particularly with Kudus out). Lewis Hall will definitely have Bowen in his back pocket if he plays RW too. #NUFC

So is the toon posting on here for the first time the final nail in Twitter’s coffin for people? #NUFC

Not sure if I should be impressed he’s got the highest save percentage or worried that we’ve allowed that many shots for him to save 😂