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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 2 days ago • 47 comments

Eat shit nazi pig

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Folks run ICE, FBI, and cops off the streets of Minneapolis

submitted 7 days ago • 268 comments

Don't worry, guy with the obscenely loud car, I noticed how annoying you are

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

Jonathan Joss was Comanche and Apache and an openly gay actor. He was murdered while looking at the remains of his dogs at his own house that was burnt down. The killer yelled homophobic slurs before shooting him. This is the real world consequences of the hatred that the right commodifies

submitted 9 days ago • 587 comments

Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

microwave should have random button

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Sigourney Weaver

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I like Bluesky because I have somewhere I can post my dumbest thoughts and the 12 people who regularly interacted with them on Twitter are here now and tbh that’s all I need in a social media account in the year of our lord 2025

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

Shohei Ohtani is so protagonist coded I feel at some point in his career he will go through a traumatic event, start wearing an eyepatch, and will begin the Dark Shohei arc

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check this out: Ethan Cunt

submitted 22 days ago • 18 comments

this is why it’s impossible to create a “joe rogan of the left”. to have a joe rogan of the left, you’d need to embrace the bernie sanders type wing of the party. you will never pay a certain influencer enough money to convincingly sell people that the establishment democratic party is cool

submitted 22 days ago • 46 comments

In the mood to watch a French film starring the beautiful and talented actress Léa Seydoux hbu

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I think the easiest explanation for the behavior of Democratic party leadership is they are "the worst people in the world."

submitted 29 days ago • 4 comments

Genuine point of divergence between the two which is much more stylistic and personality-based than ideological, but which is genuinely causing some friction between them.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Anya Taylor-Joy

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

it's cool that the best possible outcome now, where these thugs and looters lose power forever and the ship gets righted as best as anyone can manage, is that all of our national data systems will have a years-long mini dark age

submitted 34 days ago • 18 comments

"Chicago Pope" is like a 1994 SNL sketch. Airs at 12:20am, the only gag is that Chris Farley has a mustache and is doing a big accent. David Spade and the guest host (Joe Mantegna) keep breaking during it.

submitted 34 days ago • 144 comments

Congratulations to the new pope, Popplio XIV

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😞

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my hand hovers over a tub of Sabra at the grocery store, then drifts away. i am immediately executed by a 200 million dollar Boston Dynamics gun platform

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there really is no alternative to tearing up CBP and ICE root and branch

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Officially reached “strain your back picking up a heavy grocery bag” years old 😭

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It is legally impossible to deport citizens. This is not deportation. Removing citizens to foreign prisons, knowing to a certainty that they will be subjected to treatment that violates the U.S. constitution, doesn’t deserve any label that connotes legal legitimacy.

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submitted 61 days ago • 52 comments

weird, what could explain this

submitted 61 days ago • 332 comments

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

submitted 61 days ago • 185 comments

maybe he could try not being a repulsive piece of shit all the time usha

submitted 63 days ago • 79 comments

Every time I look at the line the last few days all I can think is “we slidin”

submitted 64 days ago • 46 comments

It is easier for a grain of wheat to enter Gaza than for Smotrich to enter anywhere but hell.

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

I was blown away by what they did to Mahmoud Khalil and now, a few weeks later, it almost seems quaint. The depths of possibility, the countless forms our destruction can take, have not even been imagined.

submitted 64 days ago • 40 comments

I still think about this tweet sometimes

submitted 64 days ago • 71 comments