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coming this holiday season

submitted 5 hours ago • 46 comments

Had a dream Credence Clearwater Revival had their own brand of condoms called Credence Clearwater Contraception and they were like rustic bags you had to tie off and they were selling poorly and John Fogerty was a wreck over it

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

This is good simple messaging.

submitted 10 hours ago • 5 comments

Every so often I remember that Oprah brought us Dr Phil, Dr Oz and The Secret but the only person she brought back to destroy on her show was the guy who pretended to be a worse drug addict than he actually was in a book

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"Oh uh just one more thing...the Spice only exists on one planet in the entire universe"

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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

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If you do the nazi salute on TV you should at least get slimed

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

The "tecmo bowl" hoodie is 👌

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

To me Jojo's Adventure is relatively normal

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

Sorry I wrote you a 13 page letter without any commas hoping you'd suffocate.

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This is an absolutely CLASSIC Eric Adamism, which I would define as something that is theoretically quite offensive, but also so confusing that you can't quite figure out towards whom.

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

Newsletter: Generative AI is a marketing con perpetuated by Sam Altman and Dario Amodei through a mixture of lies and half-truths carried by a tech media that fails to ask the right questions. Outside of ChatGPT, generative AI companies barely get any traffic at all. www.wheresyoured.at/longcon/

submitted 5 days ago • 66 comments

I'm going to invent a character named Joy DeVeeve

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Me when I encounter a minor inconvenience

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

This is a good time to remind everyone that this administration hasn't done anything for anyone. It has literally only taken away things we've already paid for and fired and sued people. Oh and the quid pro quo with Adams. That's the extent of what they have done. Kinda nuts.

submitted 6 days ago • 137 comments

This book review I'm writing has started well

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I bet there's a French guy who doesn't like Americans because he thinks we take Lana Del Rey for granted.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

just got kicked out of a bar for being “too brave”

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Looking forward to smoking in hospitals again.

submitted 9 days ago • 13 comments

if there are any newspaper editors reading this, think of it like, the Saturday Night Massacre was considered the "Harvard administrator cited sources improperly in their college thesis" of the 1970s in terms of how big a scandal it was.

submitted 9 days ago • 35 comments

Here's your new Valentine's Day lovemaking song, since that's what you sick freaks are so into all the time youtu.be/msCvhpNVXrw?...

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It's just so stupid and so cruel (like everything else they're doing). Eventually the site might read "something may have happened here once, but we can't discuss it."

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

If these guys want a threat, try pulling people’s SSRIs lmao

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

I'm considering muting the word "timeline"

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This was really, really, stupidly funny youtu.be/dSlGxtOTbbI?...

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

saving a few bucks on groceries by switching to fabergé eggs

submitted 15 days ago • 122 comments

For Whom the Ben Folds

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I'm going to write a memoir and call it BOW DOWN

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Elon Musk is a murderer.

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments