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Trying really hard to get to the utopian future Gene Roddenberry showed me as a little kid. Neutral Good. Network engineer, husband of @drru.bsky.social, dad, fashion disaster. He/Him/Hi!
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I can tell some of you people have never watched the WWF/WWE. Elon is doing a classic “heel turn.” This builds tensions and keeps ratings high. By Electomania 2028, liberals will try to tag Elon in, but he’ll refuse. Then, when Trump is about to be pinned, he’ll bit Dems with a steel chair.

It's so hilarious and satisfying to watch two of the worst pieces of shit in human history have a big public breakup where each of them tries desperately to convince their mutuals to pick them. It's delicious. I love this for them.

Aye, thats one way to show support for Pride.

On an annualized basis, the rate of CO2 entering the atmosphere is increasing again. It's not a record, but things are definitely going in the wrong direction again ...

Happy Pride month Give me a book deal for my unpublished but fully completed and edited memoir about surviving abuse and transitioning against all odds Give me a job Give me money Give me a house for my Mom next to me I miss her Happy Pride month

So, I guess Annie spotted you, and you have some 'splaining to do.

Fucking ChatGPT is the next "Dr. Google," except it's bad at everything, not just medicine.

I've gotten to the point where every time I hear "bless your heart" I look around to see who fucked up.

Is it wrong that I'm already ready for Friday again?

"It's not 'Federal Emergency Manufacturing Agency?'"

Trying to manifest the unmanifestable is the conservative way.

In today's round of Studies That Will Be Shitcanned Immediately, we have this entry from NPR:

Murderbill

I've reported thousands of circumcisions since lunch.

nicolas cage in famous works of art: thread

"You will never, ever put human sexuality into a box" www.404media.co/egg-yolk-pop...

Steve Wonder Loads A Dishwasher should be a Netflix series.

My brother, an immigrant, discovered the origin of hyperactivity in the brain in the mid 20th century as part of his U of Chicago doctorate. The graduating class was full of immigrants. Since he and I developed compounds that made solid organ transplant possible.

Yeah, Mr. Senator, YOUR job, which provides healthcare that WE pay for. One third of the jobs for the rest of us don't provide healthcare.

Criminal

Fuck yeah, noise cancellation. You guys just go on with your meeting.

So here's where I'm at after one cup of coffee.

It's midnight here, so please, if you can, make bunni's birthday really goddamned special. I'll give you 20 smooches if you do.

I think Phil Hartman could have pulled off telling jokes written by AI. Or, you know, unintentional jokes written by AI.

Happy Monday, Bsky! Discovered pancakes with cinnamon in the batter this weekend, and it was a revelation.

Hi Blueskiers. We have a friend who manages a no kill shelter who needs help feeding her littlest residents. There’s a Chewy list, a square link for donations, and an Amazon list. Every bit helps. We got you @hitrewindpod.bsky.social Hope your pantries are full in no time at all. 🐱 🐶 ❤️