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Some people are artists. Others are dog lovers. Some are even avid-readers. I am none of the things.
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I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

Dad of the year

Oh, I'm sorry. You must have me confused with a wackaflocka who DOESN'T have the #1 Prime Video selection in ALL of Papua New Guinea

“I am a king and my will is law” isn’t a clever distraction from what he’s doing, it’s the central underlying justification for everything he’s doing.

in his statement "cancelling" congestion pricing, sean duffy calls people who ride the subway "an elite few" and i just feel as a communication professional that they gotta decide if they're going with that or crime-ridden drug den homeless shelter

This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

Could it be that 90% of what's in the stores these days aren't video games or video games accessories? No, it is wokeness to be blamed!

[running one of the worst business of all time, selling opened games as “new”, making each store feel awful] the woke mind virus made us lose money

Ten years ago we had Bob Hope, Bob Jobs, Bob Cash, Bob Constitution, Bob Vaccines, Bob Air Traffic Controllers