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If I had a nickel for every time that I found out I had a new half-sibling online, I'd have a few nickels- which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened SIX SEPARATE TIMES đź’€

“I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me.”

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

I don’t think a DOJ official has ever been fragged by his own people but we might just see that here?

ah yes, who wouldn't want to be stuck inside an armored vehicle that automatically locks when it's battery ignites

Okay what is going on here. Are the accounts at a private banking entity? Does the federal government have direct debit permission set up? So many questions as to how Treasury instructed this payment. (Via NY Post’s Craig McCarthy)

My last two entries in the Pokémon tcg art contest! I love entering and I think this year will even better!

No one has tried this before, let's see how it plays out.

[LOUD SCREAMING]

He's not a "kid." He's an adult, with an important govt job. The posts weren't "stupid." They were hatefully racist. His life isn't "ruined." He lost a job. Holding a govt employee accountable is not a "reward" for a journalist. The reporter doesn't get a cookie.

People sometimes ask me where they can get really basic things, such as button-up shirts. So I'm writing a two-part guide. Except, this one isn't a "what every man should own" type of guide (those are stupid). It's filled with personal prejudice (what I think is useful). 🧵

1. I keep saying this, but it’s important to try to slow things down. It’s something that the Democrats really don’t get. You can win a war by losing every battle slowly.

Thing. #fantasticfour

I am so glad to be upset by news that isn’t ruining the world.

Over the weekend, we were rocked by catastrophic trade deals that threw the future and stability of our nation into question. Confusion reigned, lack of government transparency sowed chaos, conspiracy theories ran amuck, and people took to the streets in protest:

Okay. This is the dumb joke I over-committed to. Feel free to give it more credit than it deserves.

I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her

Not only is this incredibly scary and untrue (it’s not a crime..???) but Elon and LibsOfTikTok have been “exposing” queer and trans federal employees for years opening them to all kinds of harassment and threats…

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

My first and definitely last time working with the Los Angeles Times. Editing out the most urgent point of an OpEd in the minutes before sending to press while then also assigning a title and image that suggest an argument entirely opposite to the author’s clear intent is pretty shitty.

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

Some walk-around shots from popping into London town.

Oh come onnnnnn

truly one of the most viscerally sickening images ive ever seen. zero shame

As promised, my Best TV of 2024 lists are ongoing, only here on Bluesky... Today we're doing the Top 10 Direct-to-Streaming Films. (These are movies that premiered directly on streaming services and probably won't be eligible for award season.)