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The Matrix is utopian fiction. Humanity gets to forever live in the paradise year of 1999

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With the quantity of thirst traps being posted on Instagtam, I have become trapped – literally immobilized by thirst

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Fascists want to rile up the common folk so they have reason to start shooting them

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imagine ur god and u die so u respawn outside the gate and have to stand in line to get back in how embarrassing

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

Millennials about to have our Boomer moment, as we climb over each other to give advice to young people on how to graduate into a deep recession.

submitted 14 hours ago • 8 comments

Never thought I’d see Oprah rock a suit and tie

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sporadically remembering that moment where trump shouts “you don’t have any cards to play” and zelenskyy shrugs and goes “i’m not playing cards, i’m serious.” incredibly funny.

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I can’t mention the Oscars without my dad referencing “Naked Gun 33 1/3”

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Democrats who who help confirm Republican appointees should be primaried. Democrats who don’t speak loudly against fascism should be primaried. Democrats who enable this administration in any way should be primaried.

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‪Reservoir DOGE Once upon a time in Washington started off as Trump fiction, but with America stuck in the middle with Elon unchained, Mr. Orange might be the only one who can stop us from going up in flames. by Maureen Dowd

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

We’re in the “Charles Lindbergh won the 1940 election” scenario

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Ukraine is Europe! We stand by Ukraine. We will step up our support to Ukraine so that they can continue to fight back the agressor. Today, it became clear that the free world needs a new leader. It’s up to us, Europeans, to take this challenge.

submitted 3 days ago • 714 comments

Bookmark this for 2028 campaign ads

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Training my parents’ cats to battle like they’re Pokémon

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One of the hardest life lessons I’ve had to learn is that there actual sadists out there - people who enjoy seeing others squirm and suffer. Those people are in the White House now. We fight back by refusing to despair

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When Tesla stock drops to zero, Trump will say “Elon? Who’s Elon? Never met him, sounded like a great guy but he’s had, uh… some issues”

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Someone asked Nathan if they could survive a fascist takeover, didn’t they

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What the Greek word for “Government via trolling”?

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Trump is doing exactly what he was elected to do when he tanks the economy, causes epidemics, cuts Medicaid, destroys freedom of the press, and facilitates genocide in Ukraine and Gaza.

submitted 5 days ago • 19 comments

Why aren’t there any restaurants like Boston Market anymore?

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I don’t know about anyone else but I’m tired of living through pivotal moments in history.

submitted 6 days ago • 17 comments

It may not be cool or hip in some circles, but we legitimately do need a massive amount of people to run for office. Flood the school boards, councils, county seats, state legislatures, Congress, etc. Big changes at the top happen when the ground shifts at the bottom. And that can start now.

submitted 9 days ago • 2235 comments

After reading Robert Putnam last year, it’s obvious that social capital in our country is close to its nadir. A lot of things are about to break. All we need to do is survive and rebuild

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This is the ultimate dick boss move from Musk - except he isn’t even the boss, he’s just a dick.

submitted 9 days ago • 1016 comments

Scientists have discovered why we sleep. While unconscious your soul goes to battle other spirits in The Arena. Whoever wins wakes up in your body and gets to think they’re you

submitted 134 days ago • 9 comments

Republicans forgot to dismantle representational governance before doing the insane shit

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

It’s 2029, and government-funded law enforcement no longer exists. Major cities are resorting to using masked vigilantes to fight crime and corruption., preferably those with genetic or technological augmenation

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“I thought we were supposed to be in a new era of merito cracy. Not the indiscriminate firing of people,”says person subconsciously in favor of a white ethnostate

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Apparently, a New World Order is fine with the conspiracy theory crowd if it’s run by rightwing autocrats

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Why Pax Americana Is Too Woke

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Evangelicals want their tribulation. White Supremacists want their Kali Yuga. Trump diehards are expecting things to get worse, if the social structure stays as it is, they’ll still come out on top

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COLLINS: You are a coequal branch of government BERNIE SANDERS: Are we?! I kinda thought so, but you'll have to explain that to the president

submitted 13 days ago • 338 comments

Dude’s been laid and, contrary to everyone’s expectations, is still one of the biggest assholes on the world

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments