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the 15th anniversary remaster cover for the fat of the land just adding more crabs is one of the funniest album covers I’ve ever seen. i think about it all the time

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dude on insta reels wearing suspenders over a t shirt with baggy dress pants & no shoes: “🎶yo love is really somethin, yo ass scrumdiddlyumptipus, yea she my pomegranate🎵” his white wife (dreads) rapping: “didn’t need a breadwinner I wanted a breadmaker I told mother gaia to send me a rumpshaker,”

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me as a dad: son, sometimes respecting women means recognising that they are going to be fujo baited by tokusatsu shows but saying nothing about it when they rant about it online

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goku: stop calling my son an ipad baby. vegeta, pointing at gohan: ipad baby. gohan: i'm an adult with a degree now, vegeta. vegeta, with more emphasis: ipad baby.

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When I do Witchy RFKjr tweets I sometimes get people who are like "as a REAL psychic healer we don't claim him🤣" and like bro you two are legit just in two different snake oil wagons I cannot respect it

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‘THE SUBSTANCE’ wins Best Makeup and Hairstyling at the #Oscars

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the hunger's bite cast discusses their fursonas

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Hahaha

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kellogg’s is selling tony the tiger’s glazed donut holes cereal now. they’re just asking for it at this point

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💉

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“In a lot of ways, SNL is really kind of an arm of the US military-industrial complex." Read @the-independent.com's new interview with @veradrew22.bsky.social!

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✂️✂️✂️

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she's tryin' this ^^

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i know of at least two people that tattooed this on their bodies forever (repost with your favorite meme(s) that YOU🫵 have made)

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6 years ago today, a pair of paranormal vloggers went to an isolated village in search of something more... Happy 6th anniversary to Heart of the Woods, our modern fairytale yuri visual novel! 💖❄️

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Small Talk

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ASM still under siege by writers and editors trying to go back to their 20s unfortunately their 20s had ASM written by the first slew of guys trying to go back to their 20s leaving us approaching 40 years of arrested development

submitted 26 days ago • 3 comments

Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

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Felicia 😺

submitted 27 days ago • 6 comments

they can take over the entire country but they can never actually be cool and it will eat at them forever

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could you imagine if Drake was still alive to see all of this

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pokemon is one of those rare cases where buying them within years of release for mostly full price is a good deal not because it actually is but because you know deep in your heart that in 10 years time the game will end up costing twice more no matter how good it sells

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I don't know anything about football but Ive been informed the eagles have claimed the mandate of heaven

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I don't care how long ago your Hot Topic phase was when Black Parade by My Chemical Romance comes on you WILL be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned

submitted 32 days ago • 146 comments

The American dream is about flipping children's products for the worst passive income possible

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

video games with UI that i can only describe as "meet and fuck" esque

submitted 34 days ago • 6 comments

fuuuuck man target is rolling back diversity initiatives can anyone recommend me a woman-owned local business to steal yugioh cards from instead

submitted 37 days ago • 44 comments

Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.

submitted 37 days ago • 42 comments

Just giggling uncontrollably at this like my brain is warped

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i really don't lkike thinking about how shrek dumped gallons of ogre semen into her big fat green pussy. dude probably uses frogs as a condom. this post is being written mid conversation

submitted 39 days ago • 36 comments

dexgang how we doing tonight? #pokemonhome

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remembering i have 3 stray cats to feed motivates me to get paid, but remembering my dearest friends motivates me to get through the workday at all

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remembering what being a weeb was like before hatsune miku is kind of like remembering what going to the airport was like before 9/11

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments