rodfeathers.bsky.social
Quondam lizard king of the Wessex illuminati. Keeper of the lurchers of doom.
Ambassador to wulferhampton
Leftie, pro-EU retired. Eccentric/mad depending on how charitable you feel 📎
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How much for half an hour?
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AI Overview
The saying "you can't bribe a squirrel with a potato" means that something is not worth offering someone something of little value in order to get what you want.
"Trying to get my kid to do their homework with a promise of a cookie is like trying to bribe a squirrel with a potato."
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No you didn't
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Au contraire. Just stating a fact.
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That's not what you were saying at lunchtime
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I'd like to know where it is
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Mead hall intruder?
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I hesitate.... No fuck it, go on. What are the first and second most popular called?
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Pah. There isn't a magic spud tree you know.
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🤣
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I seem to recall frequent cries of "there are no spuds" from some Squirrely Cassandra
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Thanks for the heads up!
i might have got away with it i was just in the next room and dealt with it pretty much immediately it went off.
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Erk! really? yes smoke - an unfortunate mixture of bacon frying and a regretable lack of attention
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But you said....
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Woks = works
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Hi 👋
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Good morning
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That's a shame it's worth a visit. I even, accidentally, saw the pope.
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🎶drinking all night,
Got into a fight,
Well, I feel so broke up.
I want to go home🎶🎶
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He wouldn't be complaining if it was the one at the front
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I was last in Rome in 1980 so there could be by now, for all I know.
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As in an illusion caused by too many measures from the optics?
Don't tell me you had LCM top-shelfing?
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🤣
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Shit in the woods?
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This is why the correct combination is gammon eggs chips and PEAs
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And yet his tail appears to curl around*in front* of the glass
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That small tumbler looks like about 50% of his body volume
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I'd recommend avoiding anywhere with aethelclaw in it - otherwise it sounds great !
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altho where the flying fuck wulfermapton is autobleedingcorrect only knows!
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And we wouldn't want to be silly in wulfermapton would we?
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A puff of smoke?
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The boys at Lizard publishing* will be looking out for this one too.
*Publishers of "Take your meds" - The light-hearted magazine for busy serfs
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This gazette, it must have offices and a printworks?
They must be flammable?
@anglenewslive.bsky.social
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Says who? The ministry for assessing rodent ages?
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And a v good morning to you
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Good morning Squigg. Corrupted any innocent young mice lately?
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Good morning Your Grace ☀️
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Good to know you're back guiding the wulferhampton economy. Hope no one tunneled into the vault while you weren't about.
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*reading
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Tbh my knowledge of the masons is sketchy and of the knights of st columba it's zero (,gonna be up half the night googling and ready now🤪)
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Sorry I hadn't thought of that
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🤔 very interesting
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Thanks I appreciate that.
Absolutely didn't want to artificially inflate your 'yes' responses just because wishful thinking,!!
Hope you get enough interest to make it worthwhile, if it happens I'm sure whoever gets there it'll be epic.
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🤣Isadora ,..that's the one I was thinking of,
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What? I have a v bad taste reply and I'm wondering if it's just me
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Really torn, really want to say yes but honest answer is probably no.
Just the way my life/ responsibilities are at the mo.
If it was happening anyway i'd really try to find a way.. sorry long waffly answer
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I know. It's a right pain.