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rogermarshallmd.bsky.social
Parody account for a certain self-described "Husband, father, grandfather, doctor, and U.S. Senator for Kansas." Please read the above before you block me. Disclaimer: followers run the risk of having their points reinforced via parody.
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Jackass. share.newsbreak.com/daic1mxc?s=i16

Elon Musk gave about $250 million more to Republicans than the next closest Democratic billionaire (Bloomberg). Dems have nothing close—except low-dollar online donors, which is why Trump’s going after ActBlue.

Quick summary of Starship test flight 9: Booster exploded during landing burn. Ship reached space, but doors wouldn’t open for satellite deployment. Shortly after, ship began to tumble uncontrollably and broke up during reentry. Not as spectacular as flights 7 & 8, but still a failure.

You may think given its latest failure that Space X's Starship is a bigger disaster than DOGE. This is not true. Starship still might work after its many disappointments and setbacks. DOGE will not.

This checks and balances / separation of powers thing really doesn’t work when the majority in congress doesn’t agree with it.

There it is. Trump confirms what we've said all along - he's been protecting Putin this entire time.

Let your senators know what a giant piece of 💩 they are. Some of them really want this murder bill passed. Roger Marshall hates Kansans and America.

Kristi Noem, our homeland security secretary, does not know a literally 1000-year-old core legal principle. Arguably the first, foundational legal principle of a free society.

They are so dumb. So very, very dumb.

Just discovered office of KS Sen @rogermarshallmd.bsky.social no longer answers phone. He has a disgusting, long message that plays in a loop, even if you hit # to supposedly take you to person or to comment, then: “If you want to leave a comment, please email.”

so, they’re wasting our tax dollars, again—

Every book published in the United States is sent to the Library of Congress. Also, if you are under 16 you cannot use the reading room or order books.

Constitution Avenue has been selected as the main route for Trump’s Jun. 14 military parade, so for once “trampling on Constitution” will be more than a metaphor for him.

My son just pointed out to me that His Holiness Pope Leo XIV, as a Villanova graduate, may well be the first supreme pontiff who has been to a Wawa

I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.

The Vatican keeps in tradition of having a Pope who doesn't like JD Vance.

If you hate Pope Leo XIV because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

Buckle up everybody. US trade has dropped as much as 50% at some ports around the country with Portland being the worst at 51%. It hasn’t been this bad since Covid and it’s going to get worse because the same moron is in charge.

A constituent was forcibly removed from Mike Lawler’s town hall. He has inadvertently created an instantly iconic image of the resistance.

Only when 70 million Americans together go on strike will America listen.

Speaking as a Republican, I just hope millions of Americans don't exploit the occasion of President Trump's military birthday parade to take to the streets in would could well be the biggest counter-parade America has ever seen.

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

After Bezos' cowardly reversal on clear tariff pricing, all books sold by Amazon will arrive without spines.

"He is sitting, standing, and lying down at the same time"

I spoke with UN Secretary-General António Guterres today. In this time of rising conflict, Canada is ready to lead. We will build coalitions, defend democracy, and stand up for our values on the world stage. As others step back from global leadership, Canada is stepping up.

it is fun to read profiles of this guy which play him up as some diabolical mastermind and then watch him in action and see a huge loser

I agree. Where are you @jerrymoran.bsky.social @rogermarshallmd.bsky.social @traceymann. North Eastern KS would like a word.

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Emoluments clause anyone? Anyone? ANYONE?!

Thank you for all of the love and support! 🫶🏼 Come and hang out with me at Substack: katiephang.substack.com And with the amazing team at @meidastouch.com on YouTube and other platforms!

I care less about Signal chats and more about the blacksite offshore concentration camps we're sending random people to without any semblance of a trial, so I'll be interested to see if the national media can rub their bellies and pat their heads at the same time this week. Historically they can't.

Raskin: The president derives his powers only either from the Constitution explicitly or from an act of Congress and Congress certainly has never given the president the power to relocate prisoners to foreign countries and there's nothing in the constitution that remotely vests that power…

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Translation: The Fed Chair announced yesterday what a flaming clusterfuck I am for the economy, and that doesn't fit my bullshit narrative, so he must be terminated...

Trump’s demand on Harvard is to force it to become controlled by Trump or else all federal funding is cut. It loses its tax exempt status. And all foreign visa holders at Harvard will be deported. This is a tinpot dictator and it won’t stop at Harvard nor have we seen everything Trump will do yet

And then they came for me…

Having sued Maine for the cardinal sin of treating trans people like human beings, mean girl Attorney General Pam Bondi is now threatening to sue California & Minnesota as well. And like Maine — & Harvard — California won’t cave to the bullies.

This reminded me that, to the best of my knowledge, President Trump has never had a pet.

When you abuse a child in front of another, you are abusing them both. Trump is targeting people of certain backgrounds but he’s inflicting the pain on everyone. #MomSky #Voices4Victory

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This won't end well for Trump and his ilk. This life and the afterlife will be unkind to this malicious pestilence called Donald Trump. Always remember, the body's natural tendency is to expel disease. The Earth is our collective body, and we will correct this evil... this twisted sickness among us.

One thing ya gotta say about Elon is that Jew know when he really doesn’t like someone

I talked to a couple more young people who are seriously thinking about leave the United States. It is not even directly for the lack of legal protections, though I’d say the fascist state does cause the situation they are concerned about. They just don’t buy into working 70 hours a week to get by