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What do you mean this is only halfway done? 🥲 #crochet 🧶

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I may investigate Planet Fitness. I’ve never really been interested in that gym, but there is one approximately two minutes from my house, so it would be extremely convenient.

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

Asked my nephew (2.5 years old) what his favorite type of cookie is, and he said, “Poop cookies,” and I just don’t think he’s telling the truth.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

I am contemplating starting several gym memberships to see which gym I like best.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

They should make hotdogs that clean your teeth.

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

I thought I had finished Doctor Odyssey a while ago, but apparently I had only watched the MID-SEASON finale, so I spent my whole day today crocheting and watching the back half of Season 1. If ABC doesn’t renew this show, I will riot. (It is such a stupid show, but I love it so much).

submitted 11 hours ago • 3 comments

If you’ve ever called me Daddy, you owe me a Father’s Day present.

submitted 20 hours ago • 4 comments

My high school’s Homecoming parades were more exciting than this.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I’ve been so busy I haven’t had time to be sad, so I’m expecting the next couple days to be ROUGH.

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I wasn’t sure if Adventure Time was appropriate for my 2.5 year old nephew, but this boy is ENTHRALLED.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

My new shoes seem to be cutting off circulation. I have lost all sensation in several of my toes.

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lmaoo never gets old

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

No Kings includes Draft Kings

submitted 1 day ago • 37 comments

Finished training. I now have two days off. Please keep the noise down while I take the longest nap of my life.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I have been taking record-breaking quantities of ibuprofen this week.

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Rick Moranis retired from acting decades ago but is coming back for Spaceballs 2. What a legend.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

This is wild.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

This has been the most grueling training schedule of any job I’ve ever had, and I’m so fucking tired I’m tempted to quit. (I won’t, but I am so ready to be done).

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I hope Season 5 is just a 6-episode extended edition of The Menagerie. #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Full Strawberry Moon.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I require coffee.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Installing bidets in my parents’ house while they aren’t paying attention.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I got my first paycheck direct deposited, and it showed up in my account 3 full days before pay day, and nobody can figure out why, so hopefully I’m just special and I get paid early every time.

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I wish I had two hearts I could follow.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This headline reads like a report about cicadas.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Once I get through this long stretch, I’ve got three days off in a row, and I am going to EAT. Please consider donating a hotdog to help the cause.

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Why would they call it that? 😭

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I don’t really know what this is for, but I had fun playing catch with myself.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Trying to find the good lighting.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

This gym has so many butt machines.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Just went inside the grocery store that I worked at when I was 16 years old, and the customer service lady IS THE SAME LADY THAT I WORKED WITH 25 YEARS AGO. I cannot imagine doing something for 25 years. That is such a long time to be in one place.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments