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rokhausen.bsky.social
Aspiring autonomous cyborg, ethical cyberpunk, Tom Waits of breakcore, and intermediate-level land-roaming fish stick. I make pizza for a living.
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Upon this response, JK burst into a million shards and a great wind scattered her unhappy soul beneath the arc of a newly formed rainbow.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1343 comments

"Play the clip"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Pritzker: If we don’t want to repeat history, then for god’s sake, in this moment, we better be strong enough to learn from it.

submitted 3 days ago • 567 comments

Quite an exchange here between Judge Reyes and DOJ attorney on how "pronoun usage" affects military readiness.

submitted 4 days ago • 627 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 5 days ago • 784 comments

HOLY SHIT you guys, check out this AMAZING song, Hostile Government Takeover, by @agiftfromtodd! He's singing truth, and this tune slaps. Give it a listen and repost to share.🙏💪

submitted 6 days ago • 215 comments

missed connection: saw you in the primordial soup. our eyes met. then we flowed away in the muck

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Kool Keith signed my body bag. I know what I'm wearing to bed tonight.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 42 days ago • 173 comments

RIP Luigi. You would have loved all the sponsored ads capitalizing on your image.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, all this impotent posturing and indirect action by liberal democrats has me really hopeful that nothing's gonna fucking happen to change things.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Current mood

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

😂😂🍿 schadenfreude

submitted 18 days ago • 3 comments

A man with the name of a cartoon pizza chef killed someone named Brian Thompson and was arrested at McDonald’s. Perhaps a “silver lining” in all this is that my inevitable major media bookings will provide an excellent opportunity to spread the “Good News” about McDonald’s Pizza.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

420 ayahuasca there's a base on the moon

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Stop and have a quiet sandwich

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments