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just learning that the iconic canadian prog rock band "Rush" has introduced a devastating 5/8 tariff on all tempo exports to the United States

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from wiktionary

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what if instead of Breaking Bad it was called Breaking Blocks and instead of running a meth lab they just played Minecraft

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Just bumped into an old friend.

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oh god did you hear what yankee doodle dandy's goofy ass said while he was riding that idiotic pony into town today?? i made a rhyme to remember. pretty clever i think but it won't be my most enduring work or anything. it's funny but i'll never achieve a sort of immortality through it. but it's good

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nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

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We need a new Neil Cicierega Mouth album right now more than ever

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i don't know how else to put this, but i have chosen to believe it's not butter

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#SoCalStrong <3 <3 during these trying times in the western coast, we could all use a helping hand... donate to these fine charities to prevent more of these destructive wildfires: - secure.lafoodbank.org/site/Donatio... - support.savethechildren.org/site/Donatio...

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"never talk to me or my son ever again"

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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

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Albuquerque Machine

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Repost if your profile is LGBTQ+ safe. 🏳️‍🌈

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certified goober. absolute wackadoodle. all-around cool guy.

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file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/01/01/46D576C5-0EB2-4BFA-9449-00F67C336933/47B01553-5215-4628-9ADB-7ADE05570CFE.mov

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Give me a single screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head.

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picture from your device, no explanation.

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