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Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
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Well TACO's mind finally broke completely. "Peanut Butter Brain" Donald Trump referred to the Japanese Prime Minister as "Mr. Japan." Still could be worse. In certain African nations he'd have called the leader "Mr. Shithole Country" #shigeruishiba #ishiba #donaldtrump #trade #japan #trump #uspoli

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

FYI for potential Mar-a-Lago guests: they do NOT serve a #45 or #47 "Chicken TACOs with Weak Tea" combo. But maybe they will tomorrow. Best way to stay informed is to keep checking with their info line @ 561-973-1450

submitted 9 hours ago • 2 comments

BRRAKING: Rod Stewart's house has been burgled! #rodstewart #ukpoli #glastonbury #uk #farage #nigelfarage #kneecap #music

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Donald Trump is a stupid asshole.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS: Rod Stewart performs for his fans at the Glastonbury Festival. Currently doing one of his torch songs. #rodstewart #music #glastonbury #reform #keorstarmer #ukpoli #uk #immigration #deportation #tax #millionaires #incometax

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

To be honest I think there are more compelling reasons to bomb another country than "I threw myself a $45 million birthday tank parade that got laughed at so now I need to look tough for my friends!"

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Frankly I'm disappointed Jeff Bezos skimped out so much on his own wedding. A lousy $54 mil? He only rented ONE Italian city! #cheapskate #tacky

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

In case anyone's wondering how Donald Trump's Ukraine War negotiations with Vladimir Putin are going: #slavaukraini #dnipro #russia #putin #kyiv #uspoli #eu #nato #trump #ukrainewar #crimea #zelenskyy #ukraine #iran #taco #israel #donaldtrump #vladimirputin #kgb #kremlin #donbas

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Senate Republicans Reprise Push to Pay for Tax Cuts by Slashing Food Stamps www.nytimes.com/2025/06/26/u... Sacrifice the many for the few

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

GRANDMA IN WHEELCHAIR: "We just want our Medicaid back." CAPITOL POLICE: "Not on our watch, criminal scumbag!" [zip-tie her hands] GRANDMA: "Is this really nec-" COP: "Stop resisting, punk!" youtube.com/shorts/Jn0h_... #medicaid #medicare #healthsky #health #socialsecurity #us #congress #uspoli

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Rick Steves smoking pot fully explains how he's so happy and chill in every one of his travel docs. Like you know he's had his luggage lost and gotten diarrhea dozens of times but he's still always: "Mystery street meat in the alley behind my hostel? SURE!" #RickSteves #Travel #marijuana #cannabis

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Currently watching the B&W "Honeymooners" episode of Moonlighting where "Booger" joins the cast full time, Dr. Joyce Brothers lives in Maddie's mirror and Ray Charles does a medley about how David needs to man up, and I'm wondering... Exactly how much cocaine did TV writers do in the 80s, in kilos?

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments