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Officially Canada's best comedian with dangly bits in the year 2012. #CBC #NBC #JFL #Debaters #MTV #MuchMusic #CTV #StratfordFestival #22Minutes #Beaverton #SecondCity #TheNewsdesk #TheImprov #GlobeAndMail 13x #CCA winner & former grade 6 floor hockey MVP
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I am also sick of all these one percenters and their speak of #bluedots... Some kinda golf thing no doubt
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So ironic. You have a hate on for those with hate ons.
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I love this picture. I just wish it had some dinosaurs in it.
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Nope
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I mean, how can America afford NOT to?
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Every American should ask themselves: "Why is this administration pushing through a budget they KNOW most voters hate?" And every American should remember the only possible answer: "Because it enriches themselves at your expense, and THEY CARE WAY MORE ABOUT THEIR PROFIT THAN YOUR WELLBEING."
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Whatever it takes to continue getting worse and more stupid.
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I want that bloodsucker in an El Salvador prison NOW!
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WHY DOES IT HAVE TO HAPPEN ON CANADA DAY? WHERE IS THE RESPECT?
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It really does say that, wow!
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But it's a secret
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NOEM: "I didn't do it, my dog did, that's why I shot him!" TRUMP: [presents her with Medal of Honor]
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I've been saying this for years. But only to immediate family.
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Especially when we're just days away from another Congress MAGA moron introducing another bill saying they'll take over SPM and rename them "St-Pierre and Red White & Blue-elon"
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Domo arigato!
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I'll never forget that episode of Squid Game.
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I didn't say that :)
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Wow! Can I come over? Just leave the food in your mailbox for me.
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Did he use his pen name "Nanni?"
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He should donate the entire amount to legal aid for ICE victims :) Trump's head would explode.
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Would be nice to see SCOTUS taken away IN restraints
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Don't worry, Chuck Schumer is drafting a VERY sternly worded statement AS WE SPEAK.
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Sitting on a barrel of Acme brand dynamite?
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One of the very best, ever.
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"STEAM ROLLER!"
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That's a great picture, but it could use a few more dinosaurs in it. I don't see any dinosaurs at all, tbh
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Mike Lee deserves a treat for this, hmmm... How about a seat on the next SpaceX flight?!
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"Today's secret word is... VOTE!"
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Two can play THAT game, Ferry Fen!
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Unfortunately you don't own enough shares of Amazon, and also have a conscience. Maybe next wedding.
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Johnny Cash - One Piece at a Time Hopefully I get a point for every Cadillac year he steals a piece of :) And Hot Rod Lincoln - here's the Jim Varney cover version
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"Fight! Fight! Fight!"
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It says "vet" but I'm still wondering which of these two had the knockout feta farts.
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PLUS: He gets to use it constantly for free "I gave it all back!" positive publicity. That PR is worth more than the salary itself. And... It's a write-off for him!
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That's one unpleasant looking dick.
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SEE it? I MADE them, using PrintMaker on my Commodore 64.
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You have a wonderful constitution. Now if you'll.excuse me it's time for my daily constitutional.