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Every prisoner swap with Russia is like "she is a 14-year-old girl who Putin said sang 'Carol of the Bells' too aggressively and he is a top Russian spy who personally strangled a dissident to death in a London coffee shop"

submitted 2 days ago • 106 comments

its crazy watching the president openly brag about using the presidency to extort law firms into working pro bono on the post-presidency legal defense he thinks he'll need when he's out of office

submitted 3 days ago • 163 comments

Jeanine: We found out there are people who are between the ages of one and four who are getting social security Jessica: That's the benefit for kids whose parents are dead.

submitted 3 days ago • 3221 comments

“Masterful gambit, Sir”

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

market manipulation is now legal policy and totally fine to do in the united states

submitted 4 days ago • 98 comments

Remember SignalGate? (One of Trump's superpowers is being involved in so many scandals all the time that very few of them end up having staying power beyond a news cycle or two.)

submitted 5 days ago • 325 comments

I propose we throw 1 (one) Billionaire into a volcano, once per quarter to appease the Money Gods. (And a 100% death tax on all billionaires)

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I asked the one high ranking policeman I saw on 5th Ave why there were so few police. He said “We did not expect anything like this. Don’t tell anyone but I’ve only got 44 officers out here — and it’s a great crowd, great event, no incidents.”

submitted 8 days ago • 618 comments

I swear to god if he tweets about winning a tournament this weekend

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Who did this?

submitted 9 days ago • 1454 comments

Feels like fate is tempting us with the commerce secretary’s last name obviously originally being Nutlick.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Does Greenland want to buy us? Legit question.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Fox News hits in the coming months:

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Sen. Booker’s speech was a substantive and moral account of this moment. He did not read the phone book. He did not babble. For 24 hours @booker.senate.gov laid out a detailed, damning, and critical narrative of truth, history, politics, morality, humanity. What will you do?

submitted 12 days ago • 981 comments

remember when Senate Democrats insisted they couldn't just ignore the parliamentarian? Well the Republicans are about to do that

submitted 12 days ago • 72 comments

BREAKING: All military aid funding has been CANCELED to KidRockistan.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments