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rosienichs.bsky.social
Comedian, Actor, Very Powerful Woman Sketch comedy via. Grubby Little Mitts Booker/host at @sketchbookcomedy.bsky.social 🥧 https://linktr.ee/RosieNichs
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Hooray, our show at @sohotheatre.bsky.social is on sale today! Join us in May for a whoooole weekend of Grubbs xx 🎟️ 🔗 ⬆️

When someone farts on the tube, if YOU don’t try and find out who did it, then WHO WILL? This country is going to the dogs

After a sold-out first show back in London, @jongracey.bsky.social & BOTC: Live! returns on 3 March for more ghostly shenanigans! ft @lornarosetreen.bsky.social @alicefraser.bsky.social @rosienichs.bsky.social @danlayton.bsky.social & Dom Allen 😈 🎟️ www.tickettailor.com/events/thepa...

Gossip Rag has 100 followers and I’m very happy about it. www.instagram.com/p/DF2Z8sssVP...

Gossip hard this February.

Made this cake for my boyfriend for his last day at work (guess where that is) and about 8 people at the party asked me quietly if there was poison in it.

🔔 My books are open again for acting and performance coaching! 🔔 - table work 📝 - audition conquering 💪🏼 - writing 😮 - physicality 🤸 - Shakespeare 💀 Brush up on your skillz with me! A fun, supportive, professional presence here to inspire you 💫 Tap below! www.superprof.co.uk/inspiring-su...

Come on, name your fave classic games (nb. not monopoly don’t say monopoly we know about monopoly) Eg. Mahjong - an absolute watertight classic

Got a show at Leicester comedy Festival? Head to our linktree for a little shout out ⬆️ Next London show: Feb 28th! 🎟️ linktr.ee/sketchbookco...

Musk is the etymological root of the word “genius” because he spent 1000 years living in a lamp before he invented Tesla

Why is everyone obsessed with recipes only being four ingredients? If I make dinner and it’s only four ingredients I am HUNGRY and UPSET by 8pm

How *does* one satirise an extremely offensive, potentially extremely harmful gesture of the richest man in the world?

A challenging week for my Elon Musk gossip column

So many of my friends call me Woman Hen that I’ve stopped noticing or thinking it’s strange

Ok so @muskgoss is building and I’m obsessed and I can’t stop

“Fact checking has led to political bias” really puts the whimsy back into facism

Now on Instagram: www.instagram.com/muskgossip?i...

It’s day one of turning my X feed into a Musk gossip column

Don’t forget to send in your application for the 2025 Charlie Hartill Theatre fund by 10am tomorrow! 🚨 Our flagship fund offers unique and unparalleled support to artists bringing work to this year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe. Head to the links below to apply 👇

Kemi Badenoch defends the right to speak freely and air a different point of view, by insisting those who disagree must stop.

This morning I got up from my desk to find a pencil and came back 10 mins later with some homemade guacamole and chips! Please reach out if you understand this workflow problem

Pics from our sold out December show 💛 Next show: 28 FEBRUARY Sketch comedy being sketched by sketch artists 🤯 It’s a bloody good time isn’t it 🎟️ ⬆️

Vegan chocolate that originally tastes of sweet f a will always always always be turned into a luxury salted caramel flavour

Thanks for having me @bloodontheclocktower.com 🤘🏼

Re. Father Christmas it is absolutely typical that we made an old white dude the moral compass of the western world

BOTC: Live! from the Edinburgh Fringe premieres in 16 hours! Grab your ticket to shenanigans w/ @jongracey.bsky.social @samreich.bsky.social @sullivanbrown.bsky.social @rosienichs.bsky.social @chrisgrace.com & Elaine Carroll + live Q&A w/the cast! 🎟️ & details: www.tickettailor.com/events/thepa...

Ending the year as I mean to start the next one: with 6759 unread emails 💫

I am a translucent skin pumped with Christmas and fastened at both ends, an overindulged Yuletide sausage

Happy Christmas to all who celebrate the rare family get-together by falling out over a board game! Remember, there’s no point reading the rules!! Just go on vibes! Say what you see! Upset your horrible step-aunt the fun way!

Merry Christmas x

Just quickly, one of my cats smells so deeply and perfectly of musty warm cosy cat smell that me and my boyfriend take it in turns to huff her

Merry Christmas