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Bugs Bunny: What's up, Doc Doctor: Not much, Bugs. What's up with you Bugs: I'm depressed. I'm always taking a left at Albuquerque Doctor: Well, I've got the thing. The opera. There's a beautiful maiden on a horse. Should cheer you right up Bugs: [chewing carrot morosely] Eh, I've got bad news

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LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder ME: in the desert LAWYER: and who were you with ME: a horse LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse HORSE: (from back of courtroom) does throat cut motion ME: uhhh he didn’t have one

submitted 13 days ago • 25 comments

I can’t stay angry for long. It cuts into my anxiety time

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

It’s been a year since HermitCraft 10 began and my fiftieth episode showcases the work still left to do at Hermit Holmdel! Join me and special guest, @alli.gay, national LGBTQ+ legislative researcher and trans rights activist as we talk about work to do in America as well! youtu.be/fsR8Sevmv6k

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Serving suggestion: Inflate the cereal to 200x size, float it ominously over a field of wheat.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Only 17% of the electorate voted a massively unpopular greasy thug to a second majority on a platform of "Fuck you, I'll keep gutting your healthcare and will continue sell this province off piece by piece to my buddies." Don't be fooled by his jingoism. Fucking vote this time, you bastards.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Tried to help my friend get over her fear of arrows by accompanying her to the archery supply store for a little exposure therapy, but we had to leave quickly, she was quivering with fear

submitted 18 days ago • 35 comments

If your Health Insurance Company denies you coverage. Do this! ⬇️

submitted 64 days ago • 66 comments

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

submitted 100 days ago • 33 comments

Just gonna say it: no one should be starting brand new organizations right now. No funders should be giving millions to randos who say they're going to fight Trump. Find organizations that are ALREADY DOING THE WORK and who are meaningfully accountable to a grassroots base. Ask how you can help.

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

I can't imagine the fevered mentality involved in seeing disability accommodations for people who aren't you and getting angry about them. Like, aren't they tired? Isn't it exhausting to mind other people's business this hard all the time?

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry, but I really hope people who love THE WILD ROBOT movie know it was inspired by my book. It's mentioned in the credits but most people don't read that stuff. If you love the movie you should check out the book! There's more to the story and it's a quick read.

submitted 74 days ago • 190 comments

Charles is a great friend and an even greater artist. Read his comics and then buy his stuff! Buy his stuff! BUY HIS STUFF!

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submitted 47 days ago • 94 comments

and then the victims are blamed

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Meta literally created a LGBTQ exception for calling someone mentally ill as an insult. You can't do it for any other group except LGBTQ people.

submitted 47 days ago • 679 comments

after me, this is the best thing to ever come out of twitter

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

I am not the first to point out that King Features laid off the world’s preeminent Popeye expert just as the character is entering the public domain. Publishers, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

submitted 51 days ago • 7 comments

I... I gotta lie down.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Your "enlightened centrist" debate pervert can have a little fascism. As a tweet.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Every year since the start of the pandemic has been increasingly isolating and lonely. And my pain from my chronic illness has grown. My ability to work has diminished severely. So the whole “year end accomplishment” thing isn’t really my bag but here’s what I did this year: survived.

submitted 54 days ago • 34 comments

we are entering a golden age of people being so open-minded their brains leak out

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I used to think Elon Musk was a brilliant inventor - a modern day Thomas Edison. Now that I'm older and wiser, I know that he's a vain conniving glory thief - a modern day Thomas Edison.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Lucy van Pelt has finally gone too far. But she will be brought to justice

submitted 96 days ago • 30 comments

Pixar you cowards

submitted 67 days ago • 35 comments

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I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

submitted 63 days ago • 57 comments